#bm headcanon

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Beach Date with Matthew

Requested by @justlovingamy​:  Here I am making another request, this time for my baby Matthew because I love him so much. So how about a headcannon for dates with him? Like what kind of dates he likes to go on with his SO. Thank you love❤️

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Swearing... obviously. (Well only one swear word)

A/N: I really hope you like this Amy, It was really fun to write!

Listen, Matthew here is nothing but a big crackhead

So any date with him will be nothing short of incredibly fun

Beach Dates especially

He loves them

He likes doing beach picnics that lead to swimming

Except cooking is a no go

So it’s probably a bag of takeout or something

Also!!

Make sure you put sunscreen on him

Cuz big boy here won’t do it himself

”I nEeD tO taN Y/n!”

Just make him put it on

Also he will attempt to at least once, shove something in your mouth

Totally randomly

But he’ll take a piece of food

and shove it in your mouth when you’re talking

He’ll claim it was because you were talking too much

But we all know its because of how you look when you’re surprised

He also will quote Anakin Skywalker at least once, probably more

“I don’t like sand. It’s course, and rough, and irritating, and it get’s everywhere.”

Will not go 20 minutes without saying the word “Tiddies:

He has to or he loses his spot in the committee

Now when it comes to swimming

You two will constantly splash each other

But he also randomly grabs you and throws you in the water

Expect him to dunk you

at least 3 times

So be prepared

But always toward the end of the date

As you two are getting tired

He just likes to sit and hold you as you two watch the sunset

Kissing you on top of your head 

Telling you how much he loves you

Oof I done wrecked myself

I gotta go before its too late