Mar 9, 2014
//opens the door to BM's room quielty and slips in
Hm?
Oh. I have not seen you in a while, Two.
Why haven't you been doing your work?
I have been!
No, you've been cruising amongst the stars, singing Earth songs and talking to other forms of life. That's not what our company told you to do. I pass by you constantly and that is what I see.
I have been repeating important instructions back to myself, not singing!
Yes, of course. Because Ke$ha lyrics do that perfectly for you.
It was Britney Spears!!!! She is the Queen, apparently. It is only right to honour her Majesty, ruler of the planet Pop.
You need to go back to the company and get fixed.