So I’m trying to sleep. It’s bad enough my sinuses are not allowing me to breathe properly. So when some random ƃuıʞɔnɟ douchebro in a BWtroubleyou decides to do some donuts coming within three feet of my truck (& my head) I decide to spook the ʞɔnɟ out of him.
I grab a camping tool, take up position in the shadows behind and away from my truck with it held down my arm at length like Jason Voorhees, waiting for him to spin another donut & drag his headlight beams across the steel. Sure enough, douchebro spins em up & goes for another pass. Dudes eyes got as big as Toecutter’s staring down a semi. He noped the ʞɔnɟ out.
I get being young & wanting to horse around with daddy’s car. I get that donuts CAN be fun. Do it on a skid pad. Do it away from others cars. Do it somewhere you don’t stand a chance of being dinner because you were stupid & rude as ʞɔnɟ.
BM-double-ʞɔnɟ-U drivers.