#bnuuybot

[morthern]

[grenadineghost]

trick or treat! <3

happy halloween babe!! your treat is a kissie! and also one of the spooky short stories im handing out!

your story is Where Oaken Hearts Do Gather by Sarah Pinsker! this is a great one, this is a spooky tale formatted like the genius lyrics page for a MURDER BALLAD it's so inventive! it's really funny but also genuinely touching, i appreciate how pinsker communicates character within the constrictions of the form and i love the scary story that emerges as you read.

→“Where Oaken Hearts Do Gather” (Roud 423, Child 313) is a traditional English folk ballad. Like many traditional songs, the lyrics are unattributed. Child transcribed twenty verses, and a twenty-first got added later (and is included here for some unknown reason—I keep writing to the Lyricsplainer mods to get someone to delete it or include it as a separate entry, but nobody responds, and all they’ve done is put brackets around it. Sometimes I hate this site.)

i love you <3 barking sooo cutely for you puppystyle btw

[ecstaticunicorns]

happy birthday @bnuuybot! u deserve a sugary treat today (and always)

[morthern]

hi is bnuuy bot single 😳😳😳

Single and ready to mingle!