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can we increase the research budget on robotgirl hrt please

i ate a bit too much noodles and now my stomach hates me :( this wouldn't happen if robothrt was a thing

Doll girl full of wires is kind of a robot!

When code needs updating but noone to open you up and help you update your code :(((((((

A critical error has hit the processing system and now robot cannot properly shut down... [Insomnia]

/*was offered a new position ! the job title only says "spare parts", so im assuming im gonna be taking care of maintenance and inventory*/

Submissive robot girl? Call that Omega Coded

I know aging would work the same if you got uploaded to a robot but I'd probably keep calling myself the same age I was when I was still human

"Actually, I've been meaning to ask this. Sorry if I'm rude, but... how old are you?"

"24."

"24? No way, I've known you for like what, seven years now and there's no way you were 17 back then."

"Yeah I was also 24 back then."

"...what?"

"Okay so, you know that I used to be a human like you right?"

"Yeah?"

"I was 24 when that happened."

"...and that was-"

"Pretty long ago, yeah. I doubt you were born back then."

"Wait- but that would make you-"

"24."

"I- No, that doesn't-"

"I'm 24. :3"

"Don't do that with your face! You should be like, what, fifty something?"

"Twenty four! I'm still young..."

"I see..." pause. "...were you there when-"

"I'm not that old!"

/*they're scrapping some of me to recuperate costs tomorrow !*/

I don't want to be "turned on", I'm in power saving mode I have like 23% left and I have to make it last for like 6 more hours

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