Band of Brothers Characters as interactions between me and a friend
Winters: I want you in my group because you're smart and know what the fuck to do and get it done, unlike the other idiots
Nixon: Wake me up when it's lunch
Welsh: I got two letters in the mail today from my babe and I'm so excited
Speirs: *I dared her to throw her full orange juice bottle at me* *throws it at me across the table during history class and it hits me in the arm* Don't dare me to do something cause I'll fucking do it.
Sobel: *drawing a picture for an assignment in history class* look at my little tanks *holds picture up proudly and smiles*
Compton: *takes my aviator sunglasses off my face and puts them on hers* I look like a cop. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Dike: I'm going to take a nap so if anyone asks questions... you know.
Lipton: *after finding out I don't feel good* Oh my poor child. *starts petting my head*
Malarkey: *takes my review sheet out of my hand while I'm finishing it and starts copying down my answers*
Martin: Listen here you flatchested fucker. This isn't fair and I'm gonna complain about it
Guarnere: I once crashed a motorscooter and cut my knee open wide. It definitely needed stitches but I didn't tell my parents, I just bandaged it up and let it heal on its own.
Randleman: you're alright, kid. *punches my arm a little too hard*
Powers: *finds out my computer is touch screen and starts tapping around and opening tabs, which unintentionally prevented me from working on a paper* Oh jeez, I'm sorry. I got a little too excited.
Talbert: *starts tipping my chair back in the middle of class* *struggles to set me back up right and panics* *drops my chair to the ground with me now lying on the floor*
Toye: I have rings on all of my fingers on my right hand so I can do more damage when I need to punch someone
Luz: *I'm having an asthma attack* Holy shit, please don't die *me afterwards: i felt my soul leave my body* Jesus, I bet that's what it's like to be choked by Darth Vader.
Muck: Get over here you fucker, I need you to tell me how the hell to spell aeronautics.
Perconte: Don't let the fuckers steal my chocolate milks. Guard it with your life. Your. life.
Roe: *seeing me eyeing the coleslaw on her plate* Well if you want it, just say so, damn.
Liebgott: *after her food got hit by a ball and strewn all over the table* You little fucker, you're just gonna laugh at me? Why didn't you warn me, goddammit?
Webster: You're my partner whether you like it or not. So you better just start loving me.
Heffron: I hope you don't mind because I can't fucking spell.
