#bob mackenzie

[william-ba]

He'd taught Bob that owls were often seen as harbingers of death, but they could also be portents of renewal and rebirth. What message did this owl have for Bob?

[fazfrightsquotes]

Bob: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?

Ralpho, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

[blood-and-pizza]

Read "Bunny Call" from Fazbear Frights #5 and I have a theory about Ralpho.

I think he's a wearable animatronic suit, one that was manufactured by Fazbear Entertainment. He's definitely haunted. Why else would he go away at 6AM, even when he was almost inside Bob's cabin?

Doesn't explain the blood, though...

Goddammit, this series has way too many scary rabbits in it!

[fnafandfriends]

Alrighty I got my thoughts together. Let’s do the rewrites:

Bunny call:

This one pretty much follows the story, but again context change and also I’m adding to it. When reading it felt like the horror bit was too short, I mean one hour with Ralpho doesn’t have the same terror as a whole week with the demon filled bunny you know what I mean? So what I’m thinking is that first morning was only the beginning. Ralpho is a stubborn and petty bitch and not getting what he wants means he’s gonna deliberately attack bob and his family now. So he lured them into a more abandoned part of the forest and unleashes the demons. But let me explain what Ralpho is in this au first: Ralpho is a tiny bunny cryotid, spawned from parents who either hate their kids/ hate being parents/ are just generaly unhappy with their lot in life. He couldn’t terrorize people much since he is a small bunny but a bunch of demons were like “hey, you like causing problems on purpose? So do we, we should team up” and Ralpho was like “hell yeah!” And the demoms essentially wear him like a fur suit and that’s how he’s bigger. This bunny is full of demons. Gross. Anyway back to the story: malhare babysits for Makenzies and really adores those kids. So the week before they left when he got a really bad feeling he secretly tapped their phones so he could listen I’m just in case something Went wrong. Lo and behold something did and he overheard the hour with Ralpho. Since he’s been working with the cryotid club for a while he recognizes the signs and is like “oh FUCK! MARIE I NEED TO BORROW WALKER THE KIDS ARE IN DANGER!” Amd bugs comes along too because he and mal are pals. Anyway mal arrives just as Ralpho pulls his shit and falls for backup and also Marion because ‘oh shit demoms!’ This whole thing kinda turns into a game of slender but survival where mal and the family try to avoid the demoms while the twisted keep the, busy and they wait for marion to arrive to perform the biggest exorcism in history or something. Long story short they do and he does mal probably does his best to explain everything and is worried he lost his job, but bob is a family man now and is like “dude you did all this to save us, I don’t think we pay you enough” and also since all the demons are gon Ralpho is small again. Marion hands him off to Eleanor since she’s the doll mom now. They’re roommates.

In the flesh:

Yeah uh as stated before this one is just a big old rewrite. No alien references here. So Matt is just an asshole. He still makes the game but it’s just a killer rabbit not springtrap. Anyway he just keeps getting mad after a string of bad dates and bad life choices and also the killer bunny program not doing what he wants and this leads to the final date where he disrespects women so hard that one dude calls him out. Matt is angry and tries to fight that guy in the parking lot but whoops you picked on the wrong guy buddy because that’s flaming springtrap aka jackotrap and he is gonna kick your entitled ass! Matt maybe has an oh shit moment and gets the snot beat out of him. Jack leaves and Matt goes back to the empty apartment, because I’m keeping his roommate leaving that was just good for him man, and has to do some serious soul searching because my god when your choices in life leave you alone and beat up by a flaming bunny you know you fucked up somewhere. Also I’m keeping Gene. Malhare needs more hacker friends.

The man in room 1280:

Imma be real I just want to keep father Arthur and Hercules hospital and the nurses. I like them. Though when thinking about what plot to follow... I figured Arthur becomes a contact for the cryotid club, so how about how that happened? Basically emma was heading to the hospital because of rumors of it being haunted. And she can see ghosts so yeah, she runs into Arthur and they end up walking together since they’re going to the same destination. They bond over stuff and Arthur is like a cool priest he doesn’t try to force religion on people and Emma is like ‘neat’ also maybe Marion is there but he’s hiding becsuee emma keeps too close to the priest he can’t let himself be seen since he’s an animatronic. Anywa turns out Arthur can sense spirits, Marion thinks this is because of his bike ruby being previously very haunted and the remnant that remained just stuck with Arthur. And demons tend to fuck off if people can see them and call them out. Well the weak ones do anyway. Uh as for what they are doing themselves, idk ghost kid can’t move on because his grandpa is at the hospital and that was like the one good person in his life and he refuses to leave unless grandpa goes with him. Maybe the nurses are convinced the gramps is evil because of the ghost near him and try to kill him but ghost hijunx ensue and the guy lives. The man himself is kinda dieing so emma talks to the ghost, along with Marion who’s revealed himself at this point. While Arthur gives the old man his last rights and all that. The two ghosts are able to move on and Emma gives the guy the number for the cryotid club because the club could use more adults and also people who can exorcise ghosts. Marion is a busy man he can’t always be called.

[fazfrightsquotes]

Bob Mackenzie: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

[jimmystrudel]

Bob Mackenzie almost said sluts on net live on air

[william-ba]

Bob Mackenzie and Ralpho from Bunny Call! Bob was a lot of fun to do!

[puckmagic]

Anyone else missing the Bob Father - aka Bob Makenzi!