An interview with the New Avengers:
INTERVIEWER: How long have you been a team?
JW: Uh… this morning?
INTERVIEWER: … But how long have you known each other? How long have you been training together?
JW: I just told you, man. Today at 0600 hours or some $&@&
INTERVIEWER: Do you want to address rumors regarding Sam Wilson’s Avengers being replaced by the Thunderbolts?
JB: No.
INTERVIEWER: Will you address rumors regarding your shortened congress term?
JB: No.
INTERVIEWER: What about rumors that you attacked a convoy in pursuit of your team under the guise of using them as evidence in the impeachment trial against Valentina De Fontaine?
JB: No.
INTERVIEWER: Mr. Shostakov. Reports tell us you once served a… similar role in Russia almost 30 years ago.
AS: Ah yes. The Red Guardian. I fought Captain America you know! But now, now you see, I am on team. We are the THUNDERBOLTS!!!!!
