#bobby soto

[tyger-land]

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙖𝙭 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 2020

[hausofmamadas]

| A DANCE WITH DINARRÓN: Narcos Mexico/Tax Collector AU Crossover |

… aka an exercise in pure OTP self-indulgence but I don’t care cuz I don’t even care

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Mira, let’s get this out the way, right quick.

If ever you think a Dinarrón post is my last, you’ve probly underestimating my ability to test everyone’s patience by hyperfocusing on one thing and taking to the interwebs to scream about it. Te lo juro I can and will be going for miles with this shit sksjsjsjsj. Having said that, I don’t have thaaat much to scream in all caps about? Like shits kinda speaks for itself.

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Howmever I do hereby submit to the official record: David Ayer’s the greatest gift to this earth not stiff competition aksksks bc so sorry Mr. Ayer but most of your movies are hot!garbage pero fun hot!garbage so (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Ayer’s actual #1, capital T, Top contribution to history is not the movie Tax Collector but is this scene from the movie Tax Collector

…. of not our David Barron but still a Bobby-Soto-looking Eme gangster named David Barrón Cuevas … FUCKING 💃🏻SALSA💃🏻 DANCING LIKE ARE YOU FORREAL TRYING TO HAVE ME KILLED

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And with this gift, Ayer basically fueled the fire for this mind-meld of Dinarrón dancing, aaand it’s basically the sole reason for me waking up in the morning, it basically maaade the Dinarrón Blue Jeans vid bc I basically only decided to add TC clips after seeing the uncanny similarities to Dina’s wedding.

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It’s like Ayer actually Freddy Kruegered me, plucked the scene straight from my Dinarrón dreams bc the way it fits so well with the scenes of her lil dance routine have me Lebron-tear-ing to the goddamn moon.

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And since I first saw this hot!garbage movie, can conservatively say that I think about this mmm like twice a day. Like they’re not even from the same movie/show, but in my mind, they’re irrevocably fused together like this did just happen. It is canon wedding instead of what actually happened aka Min yelling at Barrón for drinking agua mineral and calling him Pancha’s “gente”

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OH AND how weird is it to see our boy smile ?? Barrón barely speaks a word sksks so like smile!??!!?! Pffft pls. Mans is a sicario, no tiene tiempo para eso curling-the-corners-of-his-mouth-to-express-joy mamadas. He’s too busy smoldering for no goddamn reason and white-lady-math-meme-ing his surroundings for threats both of which look remarkably similar re: what his face is doing.

Also this/ks:’kskamb mf hip swivel Dina doin in that last one🥴 sending me into full fucking heart palpitations. Like her booty alone, Jesus that booty does not get the gotdamn recognition it deserves in this fandom.

*slams hands on table like overzealous cop during an interrogation, stands up too forcefully knocks over own chair*

And YOU KNOW WHAT? I’m here before the court today, your honor, to atone for that sin. And since you’re dying to know, yes, being a martyr for The Cause is indeed a thankless job with no 401K or health benefits but I hear they’re gonna paint some real nice pictures of me after I’m dead, so clearly a fair trade.

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[allthefights]

Narcos is a very important thing in my life. It makes sense to be, in a very unexpected way, closing this circle. → Wagner Moura Returns to Direct (Narcos: Mexico Season 3)

[lovelctters]

bobby soto gif pack *

𝐈𝐌 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 ⋮ by  clicking  on ( AQUI ! ) you  will  be  redirected  to  280+ MED GIFS of  mexican-american  actor  BOBBY SOTO (1986) . these  were  all  taken  from  THE TAX COLLECTOR (2020) and  made  for  roleplay  purposes  only . if  you  wish  to  edit  these  in  any  way , you  must  contact  me  first . if  you  have  found these  useful , please  like  and  reblog !!

TRIGGER WARNINGS : BLOOD , FLASHING LIGHTS , BODILY INJURIES , GANG VIOLENCE , GUN VIOLENCE , DRINKING , KISSING & SHIA LABEOUF .

NOTE : only a handful of these are 280x151 so they will be slightly larger than the rest . no plans to cut them down . 

[peacefield]

all I ever wanted all I ever needed is here in my arms words are very unnecessary they can only do harm

NARCOS: MEXICO | 3x03 – “Los Juniors”

[gangstababydoli]

screaming and crying

[directorsnarrative]

The Quarry • Director Scott Teems

[boydswan]

God allows me to walk through darkness and come back into the light. THE TAX COLLECTOR (2020) dir. David Ayer