Hey man. Got this new protein powder and it's really helping the gains, but I've noticed some side effects. It gets me so damn bloated, I'm burping like a pig. Got any suggestions?
Embrace it... in fact why not start having two shakes a day? Every guy wants to be huge, every guy wants to be a bodybuilder and what could be better than that? Being so big that big but also being a bloated belching pig thats what. Feel yourself getting addicted to it, the pain of your gut filled to the brim, the strain on your abs as they desperately try to push back against the pressure cooker levels of bloat.
Each time you belch its the best sound you'll ever hear, listening to your stomach groan and bubble as it tries to deal with the unnatural amount of protein you stuff into yourself, feel yourself get hard to the sound of your own burps and belches.
Fully embrace being a lumbering belching bodybuilder,
The only thing on your mind being working out to the point of collapse and total exhaustion, then going home to eat, and eat, and eat, watching your abs slowly push out from a perfected wash board shape, to a bloated and stuffed bump. Forcing yourself to bloat till your abs are stretched out, bright red and almost unable to be seen.
Each day you should be more and more excited to work till you drop, till your muscles feel like they are on fire, then forcefully stuff and bloat yourself until you are in pain, until it feels like your abs are about to be torn apart from the inside...
then simply relax, sit back on the couch, chuck a movie on, or play a game. Let your body rest, feel your couch and pillows absorb all your sweat like sponges, and of course enjoy your rock hard dick, feel it leak cum into your underwear as you get off to the glorious sound of your booming room quaking belches... That's my advice bro