hallo! so. The Bloodletters au. this au has labinnit, twinsinnit, 2b2t innit, and lots more. so Stormbringer (Theseus/Tommy) and his twin brother Phoenix (Icarus) are created in a lab in 2b2t. they’re phoenix-dragon hybrids. Theseus is more dragon and Icarus is more phoenix. so after a while they escape and meet Captain (Puffy), the most feared and respected pirate in 2b2t. she takes them in and they soon develop a mother-son relationship. Captain is a sheep hybrid. after a few years they meet Unicorn (Boffy), a celtic unicorn hybrid. he wears a mask that looks like a unicorn skull. fast forward a few more years and they meet Enderfriend (Ranboo), an enderman-guardian hybrid that dominates the ring fights he’s pitted in. Captain teaches them how to fight efficiently and affectively and how to sail and read and write and they live on a pirate ship named “The Risen”. then they meet Supernova (Clara), an ex-scientist who left the lab that Theseus and Icarus were made in after the other scientists decided to mess with humans and hybrids genetics and started trying to create super soldiers. she’s a starborne. the family dominates 2b2t and are all collectively called “The Bloodletters”. Captain wants to explore the seas, do something other than fighting and fearing. the others bid her farewell and stay behind. Enderfriend is the second to leave, disliking the constant fighting and destruction. Supernova perma-dies. Stormbringer wants to make something that will last, not destroy, and so he leaves. Unicorn moves to the RLCraft section of 2b2t and conquers the area. Phoenix fights in tournaments and championships. the events of dsmp happen, Theseus, who changed his name to Tommy, is able to hide his hybrid traits with magic. Ranboo, Puffy, and Tommy reunite and it’s a whole thing. 2b2t is very very far away and so has a different language, so it’s not uncommon to see and hear the three talking in a foreign tongue that the others have never heard before (they also have the same accent). after getting out of the prison, Tommy contacts Icarus, desperate for the comfort of his twin. Icarus shows up on the dsmp with Boffy, and it’s a whole reunion thing. The Bloodletters think of Phil and Technoblade as the most normal, though they are also considered softies. Tommy stops hiding his hybrid traits. idk what else that’s all I could rly think of. don’t expect me to write. I’m terrible at it, and I also don’t rly like writing anyway. if anyone makes art or a fic of this I would be ecstatic. expect some incorrect quotes and art