“shit, where do i begin? bo—hmm, he’s alright, i guess. well. he’s charismatic. adventurous. seems like the type who’d be down to go on an impromptu trip to the amazon rainforest or whatever, like, he doesn’t think twice, does a lot of stupid shit that gives me secondhand embarrassment. but, like, that in itself is really... um, admirable. is that the right word? ‘cause it can be a difficult thing for some people, not caring about what people think of them. bo doesn’t look like he doesn’t give a shit about anyone at all—which, honestly, can also be really fucking frustrating? like, do you even think at all? can he even think? literally, all he does is joke around and make stupid puns, ‘s all that comes out of his fat mouth.”