Okay so Black Dainn's voice clip where he shouts "Its hot!" in Boktai 2 always sounded like "Its hat!" to me, and I never stopped making fun of that.
And so, around a year ago, I wrote a stupid fic for shits and giggles.
I converted it to speech using text2speech.org.(The original text is put below.)
I have absolutely no regrets about what I've done.
After much searching and defeating of the shadow's allies, Solar Boy Django had finally found him.
"Dainn! Show yourself!" Django shouted, hoping this was actually the right place this time.
"Okay." A voice replied. A man stepped out from the shadows. It was Django's father, Red Ringo, possessed by Black Dainn.
"Get outa my dad's body!" Django cried, firing shots from his Gun Del Sol at the shadow-possessed Ringo.
"Make me." Dainn retorted.
Django proceeded to punch his possessed father in the face. "Okay okay I'm getting out!" Dainn cried. A mass of shadows expanded from the man and separated itself from him, forming the true form of Black Dainn. Ringo's limp body collapsed to the ground.
Wearing Red Ringo's hat: "Happy Solar Boy?" He enquired.
"Dad!" Django called out, running to his father's side. "Are you okay?"
"Not a wound on my body..." the vampire hunter said, his voice raspy. "But... a man is nothing without his hat. The hat makes the man son. A man must believe in the power of a great hat before he can believe in himself. Once a hat man always a hat man. Girls go crazy for a hat-wearing man..."
"Father, you'll... you'll be alright, right? ... Right?"
"A man losing his hat is the worst possible fate my son. An even worse fate thandeath." Ringo responded tiredly. "Farewell... Solar Boy Django." Red Ringo then began disintigrating into rainbows and sunshine. "Remember me always as I was Django! Remember me... hat...!"
And he was gone. A single tear runs down Dainn's cheak.
"Daaaiiinn!" Django shouts.
"You. Will. Paaay!" Django began wildly firing solar shots at the shadow. One landed a serious blow and knocked the hat off Dainn's head. The shadow promptly fainted from shock. Django then threw a coffin at Dainn.
The box sucked the imortal right in. It shook once, twice, three times, and then sealed shut. The solar boy followed this up by dragging the coffin to the piledriver.
When all the preparations were made, Django cried out in rage, "Its payback time!"
As the heat increased, and as the sunlight intensified, Black Dainn cried out in agony, "Its haaat!"