#bomberman headcanons

[wolviius]

Uhhh uhh body type headcanon GO!!! it's under the cut, not cause its NSFW, but because bro ain't wearing a shirt and the average Joe might not wanna see that 💔 not sure how people are on Tumblr so I just wanna be safe gulp, also here's a render I made

I think just in case I'll put a tw for disordered eating so if you don't wanna hear about that I will see you another time 💯💯

I think bro would be underweight, not malnourished but bro doesn't have a whole lot on his bones. He stopped taking care of himself because he thinks he doesn't have to, realized he has a problem, and thinks hes in too deep and can't fix it.

He originally didn't care, but overtime began to obsess over it, seeing it as an imperfection in himself (that guy loves his perfection) (being underweight is not an imperfection but society told him otherwise)

I drew the guy, hopefully it comes across okay, I typically only draw plus sized woman (as a plus sized afab individual) and this is the exact opposite of that lmfao

He just woked up 💔💔 rise and shine

Why I choose this? 3 reasons

1. I like it 👀 lord give me 300 more skinny men

2. Must... Give character... Problems I relate to....

3. Angst angst angst sahur

I don't think he'd have my exact eating disorder though, like as much as I'd like to relate to him that much I just don't think hes a eat food for comfort type of guy. Hes a "well if I dont eat now I'll look better later" (followed by a slow but brutal downfall) type of guy

Idk just as a perfectionist turned eating disorder pipeline myself... I see something I see it.... There in the distance.....

Yes he gets help because I hate sad endings (coward) but it takes him a minute to get there and he definitely goes further down before he comes back up. Hes one of those "I don't need therapy I'm a strong man" types of people.

Also they are robots but canonically also like, eat and do human people functions? How does that work? Idk idgaf so he's partly robotic in design but it doesn't make sense in the lore that they are robots but they need to eat and stuff IT'S PROBABLY NOT THAT DEEP LMFAO

If you have thoughts or an entirely different headcanons I'd love to hear it!!! I like all different headcanons and interesting takes PLEASE LET ME HEAR YOUR OPINIONS AND HEADCANONS PLEAASEE INFODUMP PLEASE

[wolviius]

Bomberman fandom don't exist but I'm dropping this anyways 😭 The R Bomberman brothers don't have canon ages, and I love talking about my headcanons so uhhhhehehhhghghhh

This is for super Bomberman R specifically.

I originally thought pink and aqua were closer in age, and I thought pretty was the oldest😭 green is very obviously a wee baby I refuse to believe he's older than 7 lmfao. Erm if anyone gaf drop me yo headcanons 💯