#bombursbelly

[thorinss]

hi are you queer

shut up cici

[sararyder]

fili isnt white jsyk

#STOPCICI2015BRING BACK SEX MACHINE BANN TEAGAN

[ledamemangociana]

You heard jagged breathing, and felt it on your back. You try to turn and see who it is, but their hands cover your eyes. You smile, knowing it was your one true love, Fili, for their hands felt like chubby ass dwarf hands. As you turn to press your lips against their's, you smell their breath. Stinky fish. Suddenly, you hear "... Enchantment?" Sandal stood before you, with his ding dong out, and then began to hump you. THE END.

cici i fuCKING SWEAR ON ANDRASTE’S FLAMING BOOBS

[sararyder]

bombursbelly replied to your post “.”

i thought that it was the bearded dude from the hangoer at first flance (im drn k)

omg tomorrow u’ll definitely be having one 

[shepardism]

I’ve only gotten 1 drunk call from Ciara in the past three weeks, I’m impressed.

[irabelas]

is this a cry for help do u need a towel

[nimrodels]

I was tagged by lotrlorien. thank ya thank ya!

1; why did you choose your URL?  well i changed my url many a time. i definitely wanted a lotr related one so the first one i came up with was gandalftherainbow lol but then i wanted something... more idk, sophisticated? haha so since i love elves and i like the depressing story of nimrodel, nimrodels was available so i took it. :) 2; what is your middle name? Ann. So original.  3; if you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be? oh god this is hard. honestly i just want to be like... a sheep? but that's not fictional so maybe a centaur? because ya know they're so cool, but they wouldn't be a pet more like a best friend..... because if they were my pet that'd be super weird since they're part human..... am i rambling? 4; favourite colour? DARK GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5; favourite song?  this is so f'ing hard like who comes up with these questions. oh geez ummmmmm... ya know i think im gonna go with learn me right by birdy. i haven't listened to it in a while but it always, always makes me feel so much better about life so yea. you should listen to it if you haven't heard it before. 6; what are your top three fandoms? lord of the rings, harry potter and game of thrones for sure 7; why do you enjoy tumblr? i like pretty pictures. i like reading people's personal posts. i like being surrounded by people who like the same things i do. just... a whole lot of good has come out of me being on tumblr. i mean, i literally have learned so much. before tumblr i was not a feminist and i was politically conservative like my parents and now i just feel... so much more aware of what's going on if that makes sense. 8; tag all 10 of your tumblr crushes: actually it includes lotrlorien but she tagged me lol so i'm tagging peregrint, bombursbelly, leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas (always gotta copy and paste that because that is a lot of letters lol), eowyns, and tauriels!

[nimrodels]

bombursbelly answered your post: i want to make a lotr gifset but i don...

liquify distort their faces for me :))

lmfao! you would be the only one who reblogs it!