[ sms; bonbon ] not on my watch. [ sms; bonbon ] we're going out. ever been pub hopping?
[sms; sam-azing] : are you the fun police now?[sms; sam-azing]: no, but it sounds look a good time. i could use it.
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[ sms; bonbon ] not on my watch. [ sms; bonbon ] we're going out. ever been pub hopping?
[sms; sam-azing] : are you the fun police now?[sms; sam-azing]: no, but it sounds look a good time. i could use it.
[ sms; bonbon ] hey cuz. what you doin tonight?
[sms; sam-azing] : spending another night at home.[sms; sam-azing] : are you offering a night out?
( text ) : all i’m saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding i wash the stolen dye from his hair. i’m not doing that a second time.
texts from last night
[ 1 ] MESSAGE RECEIVED. COMPOSING SMS MESSAGE;
bonnie: it won't happen again. bonnie: i didn't know he ate a bowl of crazy flakes this morning.
[ 2 ] MESSAGES SENT.
( text ) : why can’t burritos get me drunk?
texts from last night
[ 1 ] MESSAGE RECEIVED. COMPOSING SMS MESSAGE;
bonnie: burritos don’t have any alcohol in them. bonnie: did you want jello shots again?
[ 2 ] MESSAGES SENT.
( text ) : uh, do you have my pants because i have yours
texts from last night
[ 1 ] MESSAGE RECEIVED. COMPOSING SMS MESSAGE;
bonnie: what the hell did we do last night? don’t say partying like an original. bonnie: yes ? just get over here.
[ 2 ] MESSAGES SENT.
( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
texts from last night
[ 1 ] MESSAGE RECEIVED. COMPOSING SMS MESSAGE;
bonnie: first off, you aren't alone. bonnie: i'm coming over ASAP, so don't do anything you might regret. bonnie: when did you get a dog?
[ 3 ] MESSAGES SENT.
( text ) : you just jumped of the couch and yelled “hidden tiger crouching dragon!” that’s the answer to how you broke your finger.
texts from last night
[ 1 ] MESSAGE RECEIVED. COMPOSING SMS MESSAGE;
bonnie: i like to be prepared for any attacker. bonnie: you never know. bonnie: yelling out some catchphrase catches them off guard.
[ 3 ] MESSAGES SENT.