#bone husband

[varricscheticles]

Mayrina Ingellvar

“You don’t have to hide your face from me…”

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[krysslabryn]

Okay but serious question here: What the hell was Elias’s previous bathing experiences that “Yes; but do you know how to use this bathtub?” was not only grounds for filling the tub for Chise, but also for stripping her naked and forcibly scrubbing her? Like, I can and have seen, “Oh hey, the hot tap is on the other side,” or “Watch out, the water is really hot,” or “You have to turn the tap the other way because it was installed backwards;” but “This water container might somehow be so different from any other previous water container you have come across that the very ability to wash yourself will be impossible”?

Like, how in the hell does that even happen? Was it Lindel’s fault? I bet it was Lindel’s fault. Somehow they went from washing with damp cloths and a bucket of cold water to scrubbing off in a hot spring or something, and the technique was so different Lindel had to wash Elias, and now the poor bonehead thinks washing techniques are somehow radically different depending on the water source.

How did he develop this attitude?! Discuss. :D

[the-doodling-demon]

I'm absolutely in love with The Ancient Magus' Bride! You can probably guess who my favorite is :3

[my-wandering-ai]

[my-wandering-ai]

The horns aren’t quite right but I still wanna smooch this near-perfect rendering of my animu prince by CosplayManufactory on Etsy.

[my-wandering-ai]

I feel like one of the most pathetic feelings ever is when you’re thinking about a fictional crush and your stupid human brain is ruining things by making you think things like “well even if they were real they wouldn’t want me/would think I’m too ugly/fat”.

Like honestly how fucked is my self-esteem that I have thoughts like that? That I can’t even imagine an entirely fictional character who has no canonical knowledge of my existence would hypothetically meet me IRL without treating me just as bad as the rest of humanity does? I guess it’s just that expectation- that any actual creature, human or not, would find me low key repulsive even if they didn’t say so. It just sucks because I can’t even have romance in my imagination. Being fat and plain is literally worse than having horns. You can’t be a main character’s love interest because you don’t have leading lady traits. Remember that ONE quote your fictional crush said once that made you feel defensive because it was expressing a dislike of a trait you posses? Yes, let’s obsess over that!

Why do I gotta ruin everything for myself with my dumb brain??

[my-wandering-ai]

I totally forgot I ordered this shirt. I ordered it a size up but apparently its Chinese sizing so it’s a little snug. Gotta make sure I don’t shrink it in the wash.

[my-wandering-ai]

Little scroll featuring an imposing magus of unknown origin 🖤