Apr 10, 2020
i think we as a collective trc fandom don’t realize the raw power that could come from boneless noah because he, technically, is canonically boneless,
scarlett i’m going to end you
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i think we as a collective trc fandom don’t realize the raw power that could come from boneless noah because he, technically, is canonically boneless,
scarlett i’m going to end you
how is boneless noah canon i wld like some proof pls
1. he is a ghost, and it is known in our culture that we can easily pass through ghosts, thus confirming that there is no solluble matter to speak of.
2. note the quote, “i’ve been dead for seven years. that’s as cold as it gets.” how, exactly, was she able to shake his hand? is it his apparition that is what is cold? if there is no blood in his body to speak of, how could his bones possibly function?
3. whelk had his ritual (also, a daily fuck you to him!) and he must have used it in the ritual. it is the only response.
4. also a musing from trcnet: think this is a very logical explanation to this boggling phenomenon that we have created.
5. another thoughtful musing:
i am just... imagining blue kissing noah with no bones,,, no teeth 😶
NO ALRIGHT ACCORDING TO GOOGLE TEETH ARE NOT BONES WE CAN SLEEP IN PEACEFULLY KNOWING THIS
Wouldn't it make more sense for Matthew to be boneless, since he's a dream creation?
anon this suggests that hennessy and jordan are both boneless and that is a BOLD statement
“Oh! Your hand is cold, and strangely soft and floppy." Ashley cupped her fingers against her shirt to warm them. "I've been dead for seven years," Noah said. "That's as warm as they get, and there aren't any bones in them.”
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Gansey continued, “Don’t look at me like that, both of you. The point is this. We found a body. Rotted to [nothing, literally nothing. there was actually nothing left certainly not bones. i dont even know what we found to be honest.] Do you know whose it was?”
gansey once remarks after falling and saying “god i think i broke a bone” and noah has no idea how to respond
i need ur followers to know that as soon as i sent the ask everyone in trcnet had a mental breakdown and megan is on the verge of blocking me
scar: i’m gonna send you dumb asks !
me, a sweet summer child: ok !
scar:
technically speaking there are two noahs: the all-bones boy and the no-bones boy (bone boy and boy boy for short). his schrodinger's bonelessness reflects the dual nature of ghosthood in this essay i will
WHEN DID I BECOME THE BONELESS NOAH BLOG I DO NOT RECALL ASKING FOR THIS