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dev. they/them. i post a bit of everything. sorry. no im not

[clerkrard]

nancy danderhoof could do interview with the vampire but daniel molloy couldn't do around the town

[foxdoodles]

the prince of purpee, oregon

[rooolt]

I do think that 50 years from the end of this campaign LaVonte will be known as the extremely charming yet eccentric businessman deeply involved in the political landscape of Purpee with the weird little husband with botched filler who works at the petting zoo and makes bad pottery despite the fact that he and HJ are still not romantically involved

[catlaila]

emily as bat child saying “it’s also my birthday tomorrow” is arguably the funniest thing she has ever said across any intrepid heroes season ever and you can argue with me on that

[bridgetserdocksketches]

it's bad business to cut off a man mid pitch

[catlaila]

Mind You hj has been crushing on lavonte for decades he’s just happy someone pointed it out

[catlaila]

you can see the exact moment ally clocks the worthystreet yaoi potential before locking the fuck in to give the people what they want

[rrat-king]

confirmation that hj turned lavonte deeply important to yaoi enjoyers everywhere

[jacquistheripper]

lavonte’s work-husband is going through a mid-eternal life crisis, some random farmers market lesbian immediately called out his situationship, and he can’t run the dog for mayor. he’s really going through it.

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

i'm so enthralled by him. you could say... i'm in his thrall... HAH. vampires

[catlaila]

i genuinely can’t get over zaeth “in my feels about the cold war” bondana. went around purpee to find a horse, monologued to said horse in the pitch dark night at 4 am at a random ranch he found, before getting shot at by sniper for trespassing, fleeing by jumping off of a ridge, and then turning it into a vampire horse to save it from dying. same guy who decided to take an electric lime scooter at a college house party down a roof into an EMPTY pool and immediately cracked open his skull in front of a bunch of human college students before being flown straight up into the sky while screaming and crying to go home. zaeth they’re saying you’re the vampire of all the time

[catlaila]

margaret encino was pregnant with lavonte worthy in starstruck mind you

[to00fu]

some proper art for them

[victoria-pedretti]

Camila Morrone as Rachel Harkin SOMETHING VERY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN Season 1, Episode 5 — "I Think You Just Saved My Life"

[catlaila]

aftg reread is Approaching. Rapidly. i think it’s Time

[polartss]

catalaila doodle :)

[faggoblin]

if kristen applebees met hj wingstreet, she would look that twink in the eye, and say "Handjob Wingstop" as the verbal component to a sunbeam spell and blast his ass to kingdom come