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Best Of Night Vale Problems (4 of ??): Internship and its problems

“I keep making friends with Night Vale Radio interns.”

“NVCR turned me down for position of intern. Joke’s on them! I work for StrexCorp now!”

“My kid was an intern.”

“When I survived my internship at NVCR, I thought I was one of the lucky ones. But the station management won’t give me a reference.”

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Best Of Night Vale Problems (3 of ??): Health and Wellness

I am not one of the 53 percent of the Night Vale community that was born without pain sensing nerves. This is a regular issue.

Everyone talks about how wonderous the glow cloud looks. I’m colorblind.

Alcohol interacts with my medications so if I see something, I say nothing, but I can’t drink to forget.

I’ve had throat spiders.

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Best Of Night Vale Problems (2 of ??): Health Insurance and Medical Care

“Wheat and wheat-byproduct addiction therapy isn’t covered by insurance.” 

“My third eye that spontaneously appeared has terrible eyesight. And my insurance won’t pay for glasses.” 

“The health clinic gave me new diseases instead of curing the one I had.”

“I have telekinesis, and I have to spend thousands of dollars to treat it since it is no longer covered by medical insurance. It’s draining my account. “ 

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Best of Night Vale Problems ( 1 of ?? ): Supernatural and WTNV crossover problems.

“I think I’m in love with an agent of the Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency. But they keep saying he doesn’t work there, and never has.”

“Two strange men shot the head of the neighborhood watch association and several of my neighbors without any proper authorization. Now I have to organize the block party on my own.”

“I have a crush on the man in the tan jacket. He also owes me money.”

“I lost my shoe in the glow cloud.”

“I am an angel. People keep telling me that angels don’t exist. Now I’m starting to wonder if they are actually right. What if I don’t really exist?”