So, we have baby chickens and I let them outside for the first time. My dog got really exited. He’s a pretty big dog. He ran around the yard a few times in a craze and the last time round he just fucking PLOWED THROUGH THE CHICKS. One of them went flinging across the yard and landed pretty hard. SO to keep it from going into shock, I put it in the safest place away from the ground that was warm.
Henceforth, Boob chicken.










