Dec 27, 2019
not-so-fun story:
i had a guy coming over one day in the summer who, after finding out i had picked like 14 gallons of fresh blueberries, wanted me to wait in my bedroom for him with blueberry juice rubbed all over my tits. i was like yeah ok cool. so i rubbed all this fuckin blue sticky juice on my tits, messy as fuuuck, and waited. waited waited waited. like an hour later (yea i laid in bed with blue goo on my tits for that long), he teeeexxxxxtttss me and says “sorry can’t make it”
i had to tell this story because someone brought some kind of shit blueberry dessert for christmas and i almost knocked it off the table i was so mad when i saw it
