#book.chatter

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approaching the wip carefully from the side like a skittish animal. speaking in a low, gentle voice so it doesn’t run away

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The energy at the Beetlejuice closing show at The Palace was absolutely Unhinged (positive, affectionate). The cast really sent it, and Justin’s improv was off the rails. Off the top of my head, we got:

- Someone volunteering a baby Beetlejuice doll when he asked for any kids in the audience and him going ‘I’m gonna need to see a paternity test’ > it’s probably mine’ before doing the puppet show

- Justin taking his last opportunity to change the lyrics in On the Roof to ‘vanished in a cloud of Lauren Boebert vape’ now that he can’t get in trouble

- Justin doing Alex’s Jason Derulo riff

- The culmination of Justin and Will’s game of gay chicken during Adam’s ‘confession’ where they sustained the sexy wiggle/grinding for way too long, Justin kissed Will’s hand only to put his fingers *in his mouth* and then leaned in the rest of the time to make kissy/tongue flicking motions as Will struggled to get out the rest of his lines

- Justin being unimpressed by someone telling him to throw Juno’s leg for the bajillionth time, going ‘what? LICK it?’ at the next suggestion, only to proceed to *do it* and then DEEP THROAT the end of the femur

There’s probably a bunch I’m forgetting, but it was such a wild night. So glad the show got to go out (for the 3rd time) with a bang ‼️

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after the 1st national tour of beetlejuice wrapped up on broadway I DM’d justin collette on IG because I’m unwell to thank him/tell him how much we loved his performance, to see if he’d gotten our fanmail/stickers (he did 🥰), to ask him about the musical influences for his album (alas, noncommittal response) and- most importantly- to ask him what Beetlejuice’s band name would be, the answer to which was…

…Juice Box.

And while admittedly that isn’t nearly as unhinged as telling an interviewer BJ’s restaurant name would be ‘Get it in Your Face Hole’, it IS pretty cute.

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weeee new tattoo

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i think it would be VERY funny if after getting the poor little meow meow treatment in his debut ep we find out that ES tarantulas has in fact, committed deeply heinous war crimes and that's why he's living alone in a graveyard.

like it's not the monstrous appearance, buddy. it's the fact that you've eaten like three prisoners of war while no one was looking and used the rest in horrific experiments exploring the limits of the cybertronian body and now no one wants to hang out w/ you anymore

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me: summer is AWFUL I am being OPPRESSED by the heat

also me: refuses to wear shorts at any cost

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happy to announce I will be writing All of my fanfic at this desk from now on 👀

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me trying for the bajillionth time to puzzle out where the van zieks family sits within the peerage based on the way dgs addresses them