#booooooooring

[ocean-sunfish-apathy]

i personally think sunfish are like a case study as to how evolution can produce extremely disappointing creatures that still somehow win at this game we call life

sorry you lost me at thinking about sunfish and i stopped reading

[blinkeasy]

Whoever came up with "a fatal blow! No, they miraculously survived it! No, another fatal blow. Wait, they survived it! Another fatal blow, this is definitely the end! No, wait! No, another—" deserves one fatal blow that they cannot miraculously survive.

[hustlerose]

ok probably gonna sleep now zzzzzzz

[madonnaaaddolorata]

considerazioni della serata:

- odio quelle persone che ti mettono in mezzo alla lora noia e ti invitano ad uscire e poi ti danno buca e fanno tutto loro e tu lì che pensi ‘occhei come vuoi però anche sti cazzi eh’, poi spariscono e poi tornano e poi di nuovo becchiamoci e poi di nuovo bidone e poi non mi va e poi pensavo non andasse a te, e così in loop but give me a break you’re boring as shit

- mi sa che quel kebab ho fatto male e non prenderlo

- pisciatina post birretta sempre la meglio

[butchbuckys]

truly don’t understand what ppl find compelling abt like (most) canon str8 ships you are Spoon Fed their romance where is the agony where is the yearning where is the unrequited feelings u keep locked down deep inside u bc ur scared the other person won’t reciprocate

[goodeye-cyborg]

Chiefs vs Eagles? Oh this Superbowl is about to be some hot garbage lmao

[lemonmeanscandylove]

Ted lasso fans are such boring little fucks, fuck u or whatevererrrrrrr

[azurebones]

Me after seeing the new WWE women's championship

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