placed on the table is what may possibly be the worst wrapped present of all time, tape covering every inch of it, the underside of the wrapping paper showing. the top read ‘secret santa’ in messy handwriting, gwen has never been the best at presentation. the box opened reveals a note
an explanation, every time i hear you name or even think of you, i imagine rocky from the cinematographic (i don’t know if that’s the right word) masterpiece the rocky horror picture show. so going along with that, i got you a copy of said musical, in case you’ve never seen it or can enjoy it again. and just for funzies there’s some rocky gold booty shorts for you ;)))) -xoxo the unbelievable gwenpoole
and she’s not lying, as that’s exactly whats in the box.











