How Freaky I Think the JLI would be in Bed
1. Booster
By definition street whore.
2. Ted
Closeted slut. (He doesn't know that he can get straight to the 'aftercare' part without having any sex at all.)
3. Bea
Whore but she has standards.
4. Guy
Has an uncharacteristically normal amount of sex. But don't let that fool you into thinking he's not a freak in the sheets.
5. Tora
Doesn't even hide her freak but everyone just assumes she's vanilla.
6. J'onn
Physical sex? He's basically abstinent. Crazy telepathy sex? Certified FREAK.
7. Max
It's just business. (Want a cigar?)
8. Scott & Barda
…Need I say more.
8. The Real Master of Sex— L-Ron
The TRUE slut of the team. He's been a 'helping hand, er, claw' for EVERYBODY in the Embassy.
9. G'nort
He still believes in storks.
