#bootystache

[thats-peaches]

Hey guys

I just want to remind you all that despite my long term silence and dumb boy problems that I appreciate you all and am so glad that I get to be your kind of flighty, dramatic internet friend and I miss you all so much!!! <3<3<3

[alittledeerprince]

bootystache replied to your post:omg sarah tagged me, im it

thank you for taggin me again omg!! i’ll get to this right away

you are the bear ofc i tagged you in it silly

[alittledeerprince]

omg sarah tagged me, im it

1. Do you prefer to wear dresses or pants?

im a pants woman no doubt about it

2. Is your room clean right now?

its sorta clean??? i just really need to vacuum my carpet

3. Tell me about the last book you read without revealing the title, author, or character-names.

 it was about a boy who is about to lose his brother, so in order to keep him, he goes to the edge of all things possible to bend the laws of life and death to his whim, and comes back with quite the tale.

4. Have you ever met anyone from a dating site or craigslist? (How’d it go?)

omg noo never 

5 .What was the first movie that you saw in a theater?

mom said it was mulan, soo

6 Do you know how to play any musical instruments?

i can proudly say i can stumble my own through a song on the piano

7. Favorite documentary? (If you don’t have one, make one up.)

I WATCHED ONE ABOUT DAFT PUNK'S HELMETS THE OTHER DAY AND IT WAS SO GR8 OMG

8. Have you ever hated something for no good reason? What was it?

i dont actually have anything i hate for no reason, now that i think about it!! it takes a lot for me to hate something, and if i do, its for good reason

9. Have you ever gotten involved in a fandom because of tumblr?

i mean tumblr has helped reemploy interest in some fandoms, but normally its b/c my friends shoving them at me saying WATCH THIS

10. What’s the history behind your url?

i mean, have you seen  liaras freckles they are the cutest thing to ever grace my eyes

hnnggg idk  but here are some questions for the losers i tag:

Open up your iTune/music library, hit shuffle, and for whatever song pops up, give us a memory you associate with that song. If there is no memory, then tell us the first thing that comes to mind when you see the title.

Think about the last in-depth thing you read (it can be a novel or a fanfiction, or even an article). Why did you read it?

What is something you will always be infinitely proud of?

The second thing you touch when you reach out with your left hand(not including floors and/or walls) is your weapon for the coming apocalypse. The last person you texted is who you survive with. How screwed(or not) are you?

If you had to choose, how will the world end?

Describe to us your perfect room.

 What is something you have always wanted to say to someone who has hurt you in the past?

If you want them, tell us the names of your future children.

What's your favorite candle scent?

Confess to us one thing you're really embarrassed about, but in the end, you were so glad you did it. OR: Give us your interpretation on heaven. (What happens when we go there, what it's like, how you view it... etc.)

[pizzopaps]

i got tagged in a thinger again

gomen cluestothetardis rebloggin yours would have made a huge ass post unu

Rule 1: always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer all the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged.

1) What is your middle name (if you have one?) Elizabeth. Coincidentally it's the same name as my dad's only sister.

2) Pet peeve? My dad does this thing where he picks at his teeth a lot and the noises it makes literally makes my skin crawl

3) In your fandoms, what is something that irritates you? Be it people, jokes, ect. In the Mass Effect fandom I really hate how a lot of fanfiction writers portray Garrus???? Like 99% of the time he's stupidly protective and out of character and it's like no. stop. your garrus license is revoked.

4) What is a sport that you wish you could play or do? Basically any gymnastics or martial art that would be so fuckin cool

5) What is something that always sends shivers down your spine? (Good or bad) Like 90% of the songs i have from Two Steps From Hell give me chills everytime and i love them so much homg

6) Something you want to like but just can’t? Sterek

7) Something you didn’t know you had until it was gone? 90% of the time it's food I really like because my bROTHER EATS LIKE A HORSE GODDAMNIT

8) Worst traveling experience? Could be anything from local bus to world wide. This one time when we were driving up from Winnipeg to where I live now and I think we were in Saskatchewan when we stopped at a gas station to pick up drinks and I got Sunny D but I wasn't feeling well and threw it all up and it was p awful and I didn't try Sunny D for the longest time after because of it. Also apparently on the same trip while we were driving there was a tornado in the distance and we got kinda close and my brother's door FLEW OPEN AND HE ALMOST FUCKIN FELL OUT it was p scary apparently but I legit slept through it.

9) Colour of your bedroom walls? Like 5 different shades of purple idk what they were doing literally every wall is a different color

10) What brought you to tumblr? I can't remember because I joined it like a year before I actually started using it but I started using it because an artist on deviantart I liked had moved to tumblr so yeah thanks Homestuck

11)  Creepiest person you’ve met? idk I know a lot of kids that you just kinda side eye because they give you a little bit of the heebie jeebies but probs the worst was Kanoa because he was a straight up sociopath and told a lot of stories about how he trapped and basically tortured animals and that was fucked up.

OKAY MY OWN QUESTIONS YEEHAW

Last song you bought/downloaded?

What instrument do you wish you could play(or play better)?

Favorite costume you ever wore?

Go to the book nearest you and post the first line on page 23

Are you a morning person?

Do you wish you had more clothing of a certain color?

Would you ever consider getting a tattoo? If so, what are your ideas?

Favorite flavor of chips?

Do you like scented candles?

Do you still have a landline phone?

What's something weird you did as a kid?

[human--fly]

Also look at this series of pictures of Bill listening to creationism it’s beautiful

[human--fly]

Oh also my 200th follower giveaway is a piece of advice because I’m damned if you guys are getting my shit (potentially more than one piece of advice but):

1) Here are some people that you should follow because they are lovely and sweet and helped me through a lot if they meant to or not-

sshibe bootystache floozys rubee thegeekyblonde winterfat

If you do not go follow them I will cry and then how will you feel.

2) Also, never let anyone tell you that the life that makes you happy and comfortable isn’t enough (within reason ok). If exploring and doing crazy stuff and being drunk is that life, fine. If getting a stable routine, a decent house, all that, what tumblr likes to demonise and hiss at as ‘ordinary’ is that life, that’s fine too. Any variation or combination you can come up with is just fine. If you are happy with everything in your life don’t let anyone tell you that it isn’t good enough ok? Because that person is probably a butt. Not the good kind either.

3) Finally, just be fucking decent to people ok? Its not too much to just not be mean to everyone for no reason. Not that you’re not allowed to get mad at people ever, but y’know, and least be a decent person please.

[human--fly]

Ohohok I did know how to reply to replies so I'm just gonna tag people and yeah!! Anyway Lucky you think so?? Like it feels longer than it looks but I feel like it's a little like, idk uneven I'm not sure what the word is? This is the longest I've ever let it get though so every step is an experiment!! And Tara well... I'm guess Tara is pretty excited but I can't quite tell??

[questdesign]

bootystache replied to your post:yo gurl i tagged you in a question meme thing. B)

THAT PEANUT BUTTER STORY IS AMAZING OMFG

i have countless stories like that omg. 6th grade was terrible for me everything was too easy so i did like 20 minutes of work then spent the rest doing dumb stuff like that.

i went back for an internship at that school last year and a lot of the same kids were there and they actually mentioned the mystery peanut butter to me... i had totally forgotten thank goodness they brought it up it makes me laugh