I'M A REBORN MAGGOT USING GERM WARFARE

Joe - 28 - UK

[hyah-through-hyrule]

Obsessed with this

[hyah-through-hyrule]

[grassfire]

[curseworm]

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

[adulthoodisokay]

you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[human--fly]

Not bad for my first time doing my own makeup tho

[human--fly]

absolutely fucked 5:34am post but god I'm hot tho

[human--fly]

Merry Chrysler from your weird kind of hot grandad

[human--fly]

Will I ever stop wearing this harness? Not until I get another one soz

[ghoul-wizard]

Mutuals if you want to interact simply pass through this foggy gateway nothing bad will happen

[human--fly]

good evening i have a cute harness now (the plan is to wear it with a shirt obvs i was just testing bolo tie placement)

also check out my horny accessories, the Tom of Finland bolo tie is a dream

[human--fly]

Oh btw I forgot: harness updates and a new tattoo

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[mousenemy]

Men’s 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

[val-ritz]

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly’s Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

[baronmagikcarp]

Folks, this exists and it’s called Dr. Bronner’s castile soap.

https://wildflowerbotanicals.wordpress.com/2010/11/02/18-uses-for-dr-bronners-soaps/

[mousenemy]

Hey what the fuck

[normal-horoscopes]

This is Dr Emmanuel Bronner’s wikipedia image

[gallusrostromegalus]

It’s also biodegradeable so you can take it camping without worrying about harming the enviornment, the bottle is 100% recycleable and makes for decent reading material if you’re stuck on the can, it’s also good dish soap and the peppermint one is so intensely flavored that a morning shower with it is a sufficient replacement for 2-4 cups of coffee.

[a-daks]

by “decent reading material” they mean “the most wild manic shit you’ve ever read in your life”

also do NOT get the peppermint soap on your coochie.

[brucebocchi]

[pupdotcom]

[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[sovereignslash]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

[sour-charity]

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

[tawghasa]

This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.

[stereofeathers]

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves

[snarg]

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

A dinosaur

[stevia333k]

I love seeing pigeons walking the sidewalks in the city

[human--fly]

good evening i have a cute harness now (the plan is to wear it with a shirt obvs i was just testing bolo tie placement)

also check out my horny accessories, the Tom of Finland bolo tie is a dream

[human--fly]

You know sometimes you just think "yeah I am hot actually" and take photos about it? Yeah that

[vomitpartyart]

you have entered.. the scary door