#boracay:starter

[yoaugust]

So... before any rumours start floating around, let me make one thing clear: I did not hit a guest with a car. She walked into my door.

[jfcarissa]

I don't think people understand how fucked it was to give me this job. Carissa, the queen of sarcasm, has to sit here and call people all day, to make it even words I have to be be polite about it, this fucking sucks ass, thank sissy pooh, you're the best.

[neverendingpeekaboo]

There's literally no easy way to tell someone their toddler bit your nipple without having the "Are they still breastfeeding at this age?" conversation.