Borborygmos
"It's easy to see why those Gruul dirtbags follow him—the only orders he gives are 'Crush them!' and 'We eat!'" —Teysa Karlov
Artist: Todd Lockwood TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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Borborygmos
"It's easy to see why those Gruul dirtbags follow him—the only orders he gives are 'Crush them!' and 'We eat!'" —Teysa Karlov
Artist: Todd Lockwood TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
A friendship bound solely by the number of eyes they have.
Gruul Moods (and one Grapes of Wrath quote) to eat the rich to!
Borborygmos (Guildpact)
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@incorrect-mtg-theories Fblthp is Borborygmos’ runaway emo son.
Gruul and Unusual Punishment Puzzle #030
YOU. YES YOU READING THIS. BORBORYGMOS HEARD YOU WERE GOOD AT PROBLEM SOLVING. YOU HELP SOLVE BORBORYGMOS’ PROBLEM AND BORBORYGMOS NO BASH YOU SKULL IN, YES?
GRUUL WANT TO EXPAND TURF. BUT PUNY, ANNOYING, DRYAD TROSTANI NO LET US INTO SELESNYA CONCLAVE. BORBORYGMOS MAY NOT KNOW WHAT A CONCLAVE IS, BUT NO ONE TELL GRUUL WHERE THEY GO! TINY DRYAD MAKE BORBORYGMOS ANGRY!
BORBORYGMOS WANT TO BEAT DRYAD SO BAD THAT IT NEVER DEFY GRUUL AGAIN!…NO, BEAT TOO GENTLE FOR DRYAD. BORBORYGMOS WANT TO ANNIHILATE DRYAD!
BORBORYGMOS KNOW THAT DRYAD WILL TRY TO BLOCK ATTACKS THIS TURN IF ABLE, BUT THAT NO STOP US! BORBORYGMOS NEED YOU HELP FOR ANNIHILATE. WHAT IS HIGHEST AMOUNT OF DAMAGE BORBORYGMOS CAN DEAL THIS TURN? ANSWER QUICKLY! BORBORYGMOS NO LIKE WAIT.
Think you’ve solved it? The solution can be found here!
(Original meme from facebook)