I just opened my CNN newsletter I get through email and…
Oh how selfish of us Canadians, not wanting to enter the fascist dictator country after they’ve said multiple times that they want to forcefully annex us. But no matter, these cheap prices will surely offset the risk of being kidnapped by the government as hostages!! (Heavy sarcasm)
The fact the headline is “Wooing Canadian Tourists” makes this hilarious to me. Like this is some kind of rom com and America is desperately trying to get back with their ex after thinking they could do better.
















