#bordie

[alvaeris]

The banger artist because I vaguely remember seeing your art once and it got me fucked up with jealousy for all of five minutes before I went back to cleaning the bird cage

HELP??? REALLY????? i am flattered. giggles kicks my feet i'm so great-/SILLY

aha, i was on your mind for FIVE WHOLE MINUTES. suffer, birdie fans. i bet birdie's never thought of any of you for five minutes straight. i'm clearly the superior annoyance-

[alvaeris]

BIRDIE BIRDIE BIRDIEEEEE YOU'RE HEREEEE

[basicallyiuploadclips]

“This is the weirdest.. army recruitment video ever.”

[ohno-goddammit-haych]

i forgot bordie is like this and i hope she hasn’t changed

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

Swagger: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Bee: You are my reward, Swagger.

iNoToRiOuS: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Bordie: Hell yeah I do, you’re a real bitch sometimes.

[cherrchuu]

spoopy time

[sauhdudes]

Fitz: Hi I’m Cam

Points at Pokimane: This is my girlfriend Poki

Points at Toby:  and this is my wife Toby

Points at Bordie: and this is her girlfriend Bordie

Points at Swagger: this is my husband

Points at Bee: and this is his girlfriend Bee

Points at Bucks: and his boyfriend Ryan

Points at Zuckles: This is my son Mason

Points at Creamy: And his brother Jay

Points at INut: my other son Matt

Points at Ryan: And this is our babysitter 

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

“It's incredibly insulting when a baby smiles at me and the mom goes 'he's flirting with you!' Like lady I am so far out of your baby's league, be serious.”

-ItsBordie