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Blind, deaf, mute, and traded to Ottawa..!
redraw of something from 2024 [image below] using the artstyle i was testing out some time ago. i kinda cooked with this one, proud of how it came out. was listening to my study playlist on this one and it worked despite my horrible artblock recently
i just realized majority of my previous posts were just zero in a row wtaf 😭😭😭
I miss u dead ugly dolls fandom 😢
Awkward Simon x Awkward reader Pt two
Part one
Five minutes into the date, and Simon was already certain he was messing it up.
It was rare enough that he went on dates, much less with someone he was genuinely interested in and every time he tried to express that or, hell, even just seem chill, his palms got sweaty and he’d say something stupid.
Even picking the place had been a nightmare.
“’M’fine with anything,” he muttered, scratching the back of his neck.
“No, no- yeah. It’s just, I don’t wanna take you somewhere I like and you don’t like it, then it’s like I forced you to do something you don’t like just to please me” you rambled, stumbling over your words.
The final nail in the coffin, was when you added the three words he had grown to dread:
“You can pick”
Simon’s spine stiffened.
He didn’t do well with silence, especially not the awkward kind that followed afterward whenever he suggested something and the other person turned it down.
It was why he always said “maybe” before asking a question. Just to soften the blow if the answer came back no. If they said no, at least he hadn’t fully committed and he wouldn’t feel like an idiot.
Not having to fake laugh “yeah you’re right that wouldn’t work anyways” just to make him and the other person feel better.
Eventually though, after a few rounds of “I’m fine with anything” and ”you pick” the two of you finally settled on a place, a small coffee shop decently close to where you both lived.
And now, not even ten minutes in, Simon already wanted to sink into the cushions and become one with the booth.
His first mistake? Turning to give you his full attention as you both walked toward the cafe entrance.
You were just so mesmerizing. The way you talked, trying so hard not to trip over your words, hands moving a little too much, voice just a bit too high.
You were nervous. Just like him. And for some stupid reason, that made him feel seen in a way he didn’t know he wanted.
Too seen, apparently, because he walked straight into the metal “handicap parking” sign
“Oh my god, are you okay?” you shrieked as you rushed to his side. He was bent slightly, one hand holding his forehead, and the other waving off the attention. You hesitated, hand twitching like you wanted to touch him but weren’t sure if that would make it worse.
Simon groaned softly, cheeks already burning as he muttered, “M’fine, didn’t see it”
Once inside, you quietly asked the barista at the front counter for a bag of ice and brought it to him without saying anything, just sliding it gently across the table until it was in arm reach.
He took it with a small grunt of thanks, before he brought it up to hold to his forehead, silently praying his face wasn’t as red as it felt.
His second mistake? Trying to compliment you.
He should’ve kept his mouth shut, honestly but no, his brain had short circuited the second he saw you smile, now his mouth was moving faster than his thoughts could keep up.
“Ya look good today,” he blurted
A beat passed and when you didn’t say anything right away, a panicked ache flared in his chest.
“Ah— not that ya didn’t the other day” he rushed to add, hands gesturing something vaguely in the air. “Ya just also… look, uh, good today, again, still, I mean”
You chuckled softly “Thank you”
The rest of the date seemed to be going better after that. Simon hadn’t embarrassed himself any further, well until he felt something cold soak through his pants.
Iced coffee. All over his lap.
He blinked and looked up, only to find your frantic expression staring back at him.
“Oh my god! I’m so sorry— I didn’t mean to spill my drink- ” you stammered, jumping up so fast your chair squeaked across the floor.
Grabbing a handful of napkins, you instinctively reached down to pat his lap dry, trying to clean up the mess.
Only when you looked up and saw how red his face was, eyes wide and jaw clenched, and then looked back down to realize exactly where your hands were, did it register.
“Oh gosh! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that either” you squeaked, pulling your hands away like you touched fire.
You both ended up sitting there in silence for a moment, eyes wide, mouths twitching before bursting into laughter.
“Well,” you said, grinning as you tried to stifle the rest of your laughter. “I think we’re officially the most embarrassing people in this entire cafe”
Simon let out an amused huff, the tension in his shoulders finally easing. It felt good, knowing he wasn’t the only one fumbling his way through.
“Yeah,” a small smile tugged at his lips. “But least we’re embarrassin together, yeah?”
You laughed, “Yeah”
Simon running into a sign was actually a self insert, because legit the FIRST date I ever went on, I ran into a fucking sign and I never felt more embarrassed in my life, I had a bruise and everything, also I loved writing this because it just felt so relatable in my opinion
but anyways yeah I think this is turned out really cute and im gonna tag some of the people that were / seemed interested in a pt two
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bruv i cant believe all these writers r genuinely getting bullied off this app bruh the only reason i use tumblr is for fics but now that basically everyones gone my fyps js asks and fuckarse tomadachi
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the art of mya is by @gotheyjoy
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