Thinking about this post as a Wangxian AU except it’s not even an AU
Just Lan Qiren trying to arrange a marriage for LZ with whoever the fuck makes him laugh or smile first And every other family from far and wide comes to make their daughters make him laugh and no one manages, he’s just sitting there with his chameleon stare as if he can’t even see and hear them
So they all eventually say “fuck it, it’s almost time for Cloud Recesses, let’s put this on hold and focus on studies”
And in walks WWX with no idea that the whole thing happened and no care to find out about it, just a desire to fuck with this dude and make him laugh
cue the bunny lantern, and WWX shouting “I made him smile!” and LZ realising what he has done, ready to kill him bc NO ONE can ever know that they have to get married now