YOU ARE THE REASON
One Nice Bug Per Day
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
Product Placement
Xuebing Du
Andulka
pixel skylines
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dirt enthusiast
Peter Solarz
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
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@kangseluigi
I'm considering opening writing commissions cause $$$
would you maybe get something if I did?
The fandoms I can definitely write for are
CQL!
SVSSS
Erha!
Supernatural
Sherlock Holmes et al
some older Doctor Who?
The Untamed
Iron WIdow
Yu-Gi-Oh
Dragonball (Z)
I could also write original stuff, if you want
some other fandoms you can certainly ask for, it would just be difficult if I don't know them (some things I am willing to write as long as it stays private)
Imagine if Shen Yuan transmigrated as Gongyi Xiao's shizun instead.
Imagine him doting on Gongyi, at first because he feels bad for him, being destined to be overshadowed, replaced, and unceremoniously tossed offstage by binghe in the future
But then he does actually grow attached to him. Gongyi is so sincere, he admires his kind shizun and looks at him as if he hung the moon. He's a righteous and upstanding young man. And Shen Yuan adores him.
Now imagine the immortal alliance conference. Imagine the Binghe who was mistreated by the original Shen Qingqiu catching a glimpse of Gongyi Xiao and his doting teacher and he sees a life he was never meant to have.
Maybe he just sees them for a moment before the event, Shen Yuan giving his head disciple a little pep talk before hand. Letting Gongyi Xiao know that he's already proud of him, no matter how he preforms, but he knows Gongyi will excell regardless. (He doesn't want him to feel too discouraged when binghe outperforms him.)
Or Binghe happens to witness Shen Yuan rushing to Gongyi Xiao's aid once things have taken a turn for the worse. He sees Shen Yuan check Gongyi over for injuries, his brow creased in concern.
And when Binghe is pushed into the abyss by Shen Qingqiu that's what his mind goes back to. The huan hua disciple and his kind shizun. Why couldn't he have that? Why did he have to be treated the way he was? Why why why
And the thoughts persist through his time in the abyss.
When he breaks out of the abyss after 5 years those thoughts bring him right to the huan hua palace doors.
If you see this post, back up your writing
Watching a bee documentary and they're saying shit transfems on here would get absolutely horny over
Hey there sis you wanna focefeed me a pheromone enriched slurry that's going to teach my my role in the hive? I'm only a day old I don't know how to be a bee yet
👉👈 anyone wanna forcefeed me the pheromone enriched slurry that teaches me my role in the hive? 🥺 anyone wanna teach me how to be a bee? 🐝
Impressionable mind 🥄🐇 (2020)
all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.
My latest Books cartoon for the Guardian
Death note esque AU where heavenly demons can see how much time a person thinks they have left to live.
When Luo Binghe spots Shen Qingqiu in Jin Lang city he’s absolutely shocked to discover a mere 2 or 3 (how much was it) years left on Shizun’s counter. What had happened in the time he was gone? Did without a cure get worse? Was it something else?
Worried to pieces he hurries over to his master. Except once said master lays eyes upon him—while outwardly calm—his counter starts to glitch showing only minutes left, then seconds, then months, zero, seconds again and so on.
Luo Binghe had seen that before. On his enemies moments before he killed them.
i have spent way too much time rendering and adjusting the colours of the water 💀
Dancing in the Panic Room - The Feels Whale (miscellea)
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Calling my doctor 5 times in 30 minutes (because my phone automatically hangs up after 6minutes for some reason) and still no answer. GOD do they have a sidehustle as a call-center? Cause the machine automatically answers immediately just to redirect you to "hey this is our phone :) Press 1 to leave a message about prescription. Press 2 to cancel an appt. Or wait to talk to someone :)" and then you cannot talk to anyone!!! FUCK THEM!
Luo Binghe, bruised, hungry and exhausted after a long day at his new peak, holds his mother's faux jade guanyin and remembers.
He remembers how she told him, in the darkest times, he must think of the future and of hope. Of tiny ideas, beings (and she gazed upon him at that), with so much potential if only you would reach out and hold on and refuse to let go.
Or, how he interpreted it - grasp, bite down, and refuse to let go. With the desperation of a starving beast, a sinner reaching for unlikely salvation, a believer beseeching his god for one last leading light.
Years later, he thinks of the same. Guanyin lost, standing in a golden palace he cannot call home, he looks upon his sleeping master not dead can't be dead he will not allow it and thinks of his mother's words in this different context.
Shizun, you gave me a little heart to love, to cherish, to take care of, to feast upon in the darkest times. A little hope. A shining star. And the selfish creature that I am, ever insatiable, ever devouring, ever wrathfully possessive, will never ever let it go.
And I will love it, and care for it and give it my all, my legacy, my godless devotion. And I will never ever let it go.
Luo Binghe would never ever let him go.
Shen yuans hit with a truth serum!
what does he do first
call Liu qingge pretty
beg binghe for cock
have a breakdown over never seeing his family again
call yue qingyuan big brother, making him cry
whine about missing the internet
reveal everything about bingge, horrifying binghe
nap until it wears off
You're telling me this isn't normal and being a perfectly nice and considerate person, because if you speak or make your existence known in any way mom will get mad at you again and again and again
Regardless of your opinion on Shen Jiu, do you think him getting turned into a human stick was an appropriate punishment for his crimes?
No, his punishment should have been more severe
Yes, he got what he deserved
No, his punishment should have been less severe
No, he didn't deserve any punishment
