“Family”
Noah: “Family”? Which one?
Do you mean my actual family or the sons of bitches that think they’re my family?
…Which one is which?
The Crux is my real family.
You can imagine who’s the latter.
…
Let’s go down the list.
(Top to bottom, left to right)
Well we can’t start out without mentioning the ringmaster. My mother. If you could even call her that. Alice Ripper. Who knows why she does what she does.
Next are the twins, David and Douglas, if you’d really like to piss them off, you can call them by their original last names, which is Graves as opposed to Ripper.
David and Douglas are responsible for kidnapping people to get information out of them, they have a general disdain for most women, they’re bigoted as all hell, and generally they’re my mom’s attack dogs.
It’s a shame, considering they were basically brainwashed into becoming some of the worst people you’ll ever meet. Although they’re too far gone for my liking.
Next, “Sergeant” Boris Abir. Huge egotistical ass. He used to be a sergeant in Morgana’s military. He was dishonorably discharged after he attempted to murder one of his superiors. He was broken out of prison by my mom, and is so bitter about his discharge that he still goes by the stupid title of sergeant.
He’s an attack dog for my mother, and pretty sadistic. He’s a big guy, and wants to be like Owen so badly apparently. Even copied Owen’s hammer. Thinks of himself as “the better Owen”.
As I said. Egotistical ass.
Let’s see, oh, right. Lorraine Russel. She’s responsible for checking in on my mother’s “business partner’s” to ensure they’re “doing their jobs” aka doing what she wants or else they get murdered or tortured.
She’s given permission to do anything she sees fit to keep people in line. Tch, another sadistic one. Her and Abir are two peas in a pod, almost “father-daughter” type shit. Gross.
[ sighs ] speaking of sadistic, sensing a theme? Clarence Chemivolt. He used to study at the Morgana University of Magics and Mana. Was promptly thrown out due to his unethical treatment of experiments.
My mom told him he’d be allowed to do whatever he wanted and would be supplied with everything he needed if he joined her.
I have far too many mental scars from that son of a bitch. He never saw me as a person, not that the others did either. Well. Except one.
Evelyn Tisdale.
She didn’t like me per se.
But she didn’t necessarily like my mom either.
I remember her and my mom bitching at each other all the time. She didn’t like how I was treated, said I’d do better as a weapon if my mom actually treated me the way she treated the twins.
She always repaired me after my mom would injure me. Always told me that I stayed in my lane, she’d stay in hers.
She was responsible for tracking people down. She knows everything about everyone. I’m sure she knows about who I hang around with these days.
But she never was the type to always give up where people were, which pissed my mom off to no end.
She never gave up to my mom where I went. That I know for sure. Mainly because my mom was bitching about having to find me on her own when she did eventually find me.
She’s… okay.
I don’t have any plans to get rid of her. Just to put her in prison.
She’s still responsible for assisting in the murders of several dozen people.
But I hope she’s able to turn her like around…