#borrower phil

[mysticalblue09]

Boys will be boys... unfortunately

Phil has HAD IT with all the fighting. He only joined the SMP after the flock of crows that followed him everywhere, basically picked him up and dragged him there, kicking and screaming. The entire time they spent flying, they were constantly cawing about how Wilbur had lost it and Techno and Tommy were fighting or some shit.

Phil really hated being tiny sometimes. He also hated how his younger self thought it would be a good idea to adopt 3 "humans". He thought it would be easy BUT NOOOOOO the universe just had to prove him wrong, didn't it.

Now Phil was trying to convince his oldest not to blow up a fucking country while his two youngest were fighting about some sort of history repeating it's self or some shit. Phil stopped paying them any attention.

"What are you doing?"

"Phil?" Wilbur asked looking around.

This little shit forgot I was tiny, didn't he?

"What are you doing?"

"Phil where are you?" Wilbur spun around 3 times, still unable to see his father.

"I'm down here you motherfucker! Did you forget that I was tiny or some shit?" Phil shouted, glaring at the man in the brown trench coat.

"uh maybe?" Wilbur shrugged.

"... It was never meant to be." Wilbur turned around and pushed the button, igniting thousands of TNT under L'manberg. As the once proud nation blew up, the sounds of fighting grew louder.

"MY L'MANB-! OOF!"

Phil flew straight up to Wilbur and smacked up across the back of the head as hard as he could (which was quite hard). "You little shit! I can hear your brothers fighting outside," the sounds of fighting increased, now adding the sounds of withers into the mix. "BUT WE'RE HAVING A TALK SO THAT'S GOING TO BE IGNORED!"

Wilbur didn't think it be possible but he regretted pushing that button cause Phil...

Phil was pissed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please know what you think and also sorry for any mistakes. I am looking for requests if anyone wants to ask. I don't do nsfw though.

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[mysticalblue09]

Studied AU

For as long as Phil can remember, humans have always fascinated him.

Most borrowers thought he was weird for wanting to study them. Some thought he was insanely brave.

For you see, Phil was not only the scholarly type, but also the adventuring type. Which comes in very handy when you want to study humans.

Over the years, Phil has lived in many different houses with a variety of humans. 

Most were nice before he was caught. But that kinda changed once they saw him.

Most just left him alone and thought it was a dream.

Some try to capture him and keep him as a pet.

And some just fainted.

But, Phil never stuck around a house after he was found, always looking for the next interesting human to study. That is, until he met Technoblade.

The first thing Phil noticed were the books.

Everywhere he looked, there were rows and rows of books, varying from “Art of War” to something as strange as “how to adult” (don’t actually know if this is actually a book title, probably is)

But what really caught Phil’s eyes were the textbooks.

All the textbooks were about borrowers. This had confused Phil when he first entered the house, but, after only a couple of days, Phil knew why this human had so many books about borrowers. He found borrowers interesting just like Phil found humans interesting.

So, after a couple of weeks, Phil let his presence be known, hoping to himself that he wouldn’t regret it later.

Please ask questions if you have any.