how i borrowed three shirts ! two small and one XXL
1: for bigger shirts, this is going to be the hardest. you’re going to want to make sure no one sees you grab it. this is going to be difficult if you’re in the mall, or in an open space. for smaller shirts, its the same thing if you’re in a compromised area!
2. once you’re sure nobody has seen you , make sure you’re covered or unnoticeable before rolling it up like a cinnamon roll (from neckline to the bottom, long and thin is what you want). then, slip it into your bag. i recommend one of those long over the shoulder bags. here’s an example:
mines not this exact one, but something deep and capable of holding heavier items “discreetly”.
2 1/2: for smaller shirts, you’re probably fine to grab it and walk away with it, however i wouldn’t walk around walk around with it, like in front of workers or other shoppers. i’d walk at least a little bit, maybe to look at something else. then stuff n shove. if someone sees you walked around with said item, they might believe you put it down somewhere random as opposed to putting it in your bag, but they won’t know because you’ve walked the store with it in various areas, maybe too many to check before it’s time for you to leave.
3 for fun: DO NOT!!! forget to look for explosive tags, they might not always be where you usually look for them. make sure not to get greedy!! DO NOT take any of this advice because i just love to think about HOW i’d do it and not actually doing this!! it’s ENTIRELY FAKE!!
i’ll update it if i see fit :) anyways bye thanksss











