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anyone have any spiderjames fic recs 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Biggest Flirt
Pairing: Flirt!keonho x shy!reader
Genre: Smau / fluff
Warnings: none! Everything's cute!
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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
ACTION + REACTION ✦ martin e. x gn!reader ⤷ 575 words, fluff, crack
part of my summer!au drabble series! james / juhoon / martin / seonghyeon / keonho
When you see an ad looking for an in-house dog sitter over the summer, the only thing you're really thinking of is how much money you're going to get out of it – not about the consequences.
The consequences in question is this guy banging down the door at literally six in the morning. From the peephole, you can tell he’s got hair tousled like he’s just crawled out of bed, which, okay, would check out, a heavily stickered and scratched skateboard in his left hand, and a grin way too optimistic for ass o’clock. This guy is so loud it’s a genuine miracle Cookie the dog is still dozing away next to you.
“Keonho,” he yells with no appreciation for any of the neighbours, “Keonho, we gotta hit the skate park before anyone gets there!” No response. “Keonhoooooo. Keonho. Keonho-”
You toss the door open, hoping he’ll smash his face on it, but he’s unfortunately a couple centimetres too far away. “Keonho’s not here.”
He stares at you, mouth slightly ajar, silenced – in fact, he’s frozen too. Thank god. You didn’t know he was capable of such a feat.
“Damn,” he slowly replies. For a brief, glorious second, you think that’s it, before he unceremoniously opens his mouth again. “Damnnnnn! I didn’t know Keonho was gatekeeping a cute cousin like you.”
A bird caws in the distance. Golden light filters through the hallway windows. Are you serious? Are you joking? Who does this guy think he is?
“Firstly,” you hiss, “I am not Keonho’s cousin. Secondly, it is way too early for this. Thirdly, fuck off.”
He’s impervious to your onslaught, instead offering an insufferably cocky smile. “I’m the future love of your life. Call me Martin. Wanna go out?”
You slam the door in his face as a response before heading back to bed. People are getting weirder and weirder by the day, but hey. At least you’re getting paid for this!
At nine in the morning, you deem it a more acceptable time to wake up, feed Cookie, and take him out for a walk. Maybe you’ll head down to the park, you mentally muse as you adjust your grip on the dog leash and open the front door-
-and then you scream as the guy from earlier, who has dozed off against the door, flops into you. “What the hell?”
“Sorry about that,” Martin says, not looking very sorry but definitely looking a little more rumpled, “looks like I just fell for you.”
Holy shit. You opt to ignore his awful line. “Why are you still here?”
“Waiting for you,” he shrugs. “How else was I gonna see you again?”
“You’re not going to stop, are you,” you half-heartedly realise.
“Of course not,” he says, like it’s obvious. “I’ll be here every morning. See? Cookie agrees.”
You obligingly look down. Next to you two, Cookie has his eyes closed like he doesn’t want to witness this trainwreck. This wasn't in the advertisement, but whatever. You’ll cut your losses and let him accompany you. Just for today.
Secretly, though, you wouldn't be opposed to tomorrow. And the day after that, and after that too, until the entire holiday is over, and he’ll have showed up without fail, triumphantly chattering all the while.
For now, you're graced by his yapping at nine in the morning. You fondly roll your eyes and guide boy and dog down the street, knowing at the very least it'll be an eventful work day. 𓇼
ot5 reaction to you making them matcha, would they like it or hate it #performative #matchalovers #ot5reactions tysm love 🍵🍃💚
omg i love you so fucking much for this😍😍😍😍
i’ve been meaning to make an ot5 post but haven’t had any ideas😕😕YOU’RE SO INCREDIBLY SMART ANON ILY ILY ILY 💋
and not that anybody asked but i’m like crazy obsessed w matcha so…🤣right..
texts with keonho as your boyfriend na oa and makulit 😆
authors note. for da filipino coers here MWHEHEHE HELLO SAINYO (looking 4 moots 😊🫰)
extra note. a few of these were inspired by other posts on tiktok HAHAHAHA ctto nalang!
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Date - August 16
Venue- The Theater at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
Both tickets are seated together!!!
Super bummed to let these go, we had plans to attend multiple dates on the tour, but things didn't work out the way we expected, so we're parting with these tickets.
Would love for these to go to someone who's excited to be there - Asking $150 each!!
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Venue: The Theater at Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
Date: August 16, 2026
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My group secured tickets for a day 2 together- so we are selling this to only COERs ❤️
send a DM for prices/proof - I'm asking face value or little less"
hi papa ur funny ur smau tickles me ahahahagagaggaga that’s me laughing because ur writing is so amazing and beautiful and hilarious 😳😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 (this sounds #weird #gomenasorry🙁)
ABAHAHAH HI PAPAAAA
THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE THAT I CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH🤣🤣🤣🤣
GOMENASORRY LMFAOOO IM DEAD ASF
IT DOESNT SOUND WEIRD AT ALLLLL ILYSMMM THANK U FOR THIS
