#boss jiao

[januaryisnotanartist]

"I'll beat you with the Power of Friendship! And this gun I found!"

[fixaidea]

Wu Xie: With all due respect, I have some doubts about your sources.

Boss Jiao: You will find that I base my reasoning on a very reputable scientific article.

Wu Xie: Did you write the article?

Boss Jiao: That is beside the point.

[januaryisnotanartist]

Knife Monopoly

[januaryisnotanartist]

“I could kill you.” “Yeah? so could (2-3 typically fandom specific things that could reasonably kill a person), hell, so could a very dedicated duck.”

[januaryisnotanartist]

Have you ever had an AU fall apart in your head because you’ve been working under the assumption that the villain’s lair was in one type of location (along the coast), but it turns out on rewatch, it’s in another?

Boss Jiao’s mansion is on a mountain in what looks like a valley. I need it to be near the ocean, because this:

Is either a really big video screen, or a hella impressive fish tank I might? be able to use instead, but again: he’s on the top of a mountain where would he even be keeping that?

Come on man! The whole AU hinges on it being not only feasible, but reasonable for you to dispose of bodies by throwing them into the ocean’s depths.

[fixaidea]

Really though, while I hope that Boss Jiao dies a humilating death in canon, for the sake of everyone's peace of mind, I'm already playing with AUs where he lives, for the sole purpose of putting him into ultimately harmless, but horribly awkward and embarrassing situations.

[aurawolfgirl2000]

I did not remember that boss Jiao said that🤣🤣🤣

[mythochondrion]

JIAO LAOBAN THE DANDY BASTARD 💕✨