#bottom jokes

[watchingbehindtheeyes]

Vector trying to discourage Hugo from going to Zalem except I have a terrible sense of humor

[msboutofcontext]

[chascah]

I usually stay positive about jokes and ships and these kinda things, but ever since Hríd got voice lines you treat him as a 'bottom'. I'm not angry about it. He would look absolutely fantastyc in anybodies bed even if he is not on top. Who cares?

But treating him like he is a whimp, that anybody could pin him to a wall, and making fun of him every time..? I can't search on tumblr without finding every second post about bottom jokes of him and worst of all they include Ylgr making these jokes.

Ylgr, who loves her brother so much that can't shut her little mouth about how awesome he is? Really..?

And what made you think that he would be so defenseless? He might not be the strongest hero but did you forget even Laegjarn was worried about him being in Muspell?

He was strong enough to fight Surtr when he still had his defense, clever enough that not even Loki knew where could he be. Yet you still treat him like this?

Why?

No, never mind. Nobody have to answer me. You can hate him, for not doing anything remarkable in the story. Just please block me so I will not see your clever and mature jokes and you will not see me whining about it.

Could we please agree on this?

Thank You for cooperating.

Have a nice day, enjoy tumblr, and enjoy playing.

[cryptic-eccentric]

me whenever someone calls me out for keysmashing constantly

[arosmith-zeppelin]

Throwback to that one time two friends and I were walking down the hallway but I was confused by their conversation so I just shouted "i'M SORRY I DONT SPEAK BOTTOM"

[gayagendaofficial]

Um??? No thanks I’m a bottom lol

[cryptic-eccentric]

[redforddragon]

y'all who tf universally decided that bottoms keysmash every minute

sir can I get a jdkwndk with akdkfjakdnf

it's in their fucking eyes you lean in and it's written in their soul theres nothing there but keyboard mash engraved on their hear