*takes a loud sip of water* so there was this woman, *pause to swallow*, and she was uh-, *clears throat*, on an airplane, *1/2 pause*, she was flying to, *1/2 pause*, meet her fiance, *1/2 pause*, seaming high above the, *pauses and sips water*, the largest ocean on, *breath*, planet earth and she was-s seated nex-,*1/2 pause* -t to this man who, *1/2 pause*, eh-, y’know she had tried to s-start conversations, ‘nd only, *pause*, really the only thing she’d, uh, heard him say was, *1/4 pause*, justa order his, *deep breath*, his bloody mary, and *pause* 'nd she was sitting there and she was reading this, *deep breath*, really arduous magazine article about, *pause*, a third world country that, *1/2 pause*, she couldn’t, *sharp breath*, even pronounce the- the name of ‘nd, *breath*, she’s feeling,*pause*, very bored ‘nd, *breath*, very, eh-despondent ‘nd, *sips water*, ‘nd then uh, * walks away/sets down water*, suddenly, *breath/goes back to mic*, there was this huge mechanical failure ‘nd, *1/2 pause* one of the, the engines gave out, *pause*, and they started just f-f-ffalling, *breath* ‘nd thirty thousan’ f-feet, *1/2 pause* the uh, pilot’s on the, *breath*, on the microphone and he’s, *pause*, he’s saying, umm, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, oh my god, I’m,*breath*, I’m sorry”, ‘nd apologizing ‘nd, *breath* ‘nd she looks at the man and she, ‘nd she says, *1/2 pause*, she says, *1/2 pause* she says, “where are we going?”, *breath*, and uh, *pause*, ‘n’ he looks at her, * pause*, and he says, *pause* we’re going to a party *pause* it-its a birthday party, *pause*, It’s your birthday party, happy birthday darling, *1/2 pause*, we love you very very very very very very very much!
