Patroclus IS a bottom.
Here are my points:
1.) he compares himself to the wife(cleopatra)
2.) Achilles literally acts like a top, in the sense that he acts like a stereotypical sis man. He acts before he thinks and is way too prideful.
3.) speaking of pride, he’s literally the most prideful mother f*cker in Greece and Troy at that point and back then the shameful part of being gay was bottoming.
4.) Patroclus acts like an exasperated wife having to calm her doofus husband down
5.) Achilles is literally impenetrable. How would that work. He can’t be wounded which means certain things will not be able to happen. iykwim
- I desperately need more fics that explore this route

















