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i would kill for a slow, intimate, handsy make out session right now. just all close with someone, legs entangled together, little smiles and sighs in between kisses

#please?#i’ll be good i promise #bottom.txt #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k

i wanted to make an omelette but i had very little oil so i ended up using (or trying to use) my homemade garlic oil, and like really it was only 3 droplets that fell into the pan so i fried the onion and garlic and i put the carrot in and I check the bottle of that oil realized there was MOLD on the garlic and as you do i google if frying mold will kill it and i dont get a satisfactory answer so at first i put away the veggies cuz i had no oil to fry them in and then i threw them away too bc one of the google searches mentioned botulin and it scared me

#for someone who's scared of botulism i sure like putting honey in hot tea 😜#bottom.txt

as someone who experiences auditory hallucinations and also listens to jerma often while i work it was really only a matter of time before it fucking happened

#insert manic jerma laugh at #checks clock #4 in the fucking morning #mind you im running on no sleep and im quite literally being held together by candy #bottom.txt #jerma #i guess #might delete later #when i wake up at like 7 pm tomorrow haha #i just wanted a drink ):

something something suck my clit something something I wanna ride your face

#that's one way of getting my attention #bottom.txt

Who do u ship chip with?((if you do lol)))

mostly myself tbh djbasjhfs he doesn’t really interact with many people other than the greens so its hard to choose tbh !! but if i had to pick out of all characters it def wouldn’t be anyone in the main family !! it’d be like Vasquez or Kevin or somethin !