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Hoseok: Yoongi hyung doesn't love me anymore...

Jin, confused: Why would you say that, Hobi?

Yoongi: BECAUSE I FUCKING FORGOT TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” AND INSTEAD, I FUCKING SAID “LOVE YOU”!

Jin: Oh! Yoongi how dare you!?

Yoongi: ... *Speechless*

Namjoon: Don't worry, hyung, I'm living that nightmare too...

Jin: Are you calling me a nightmare!?

BTS, except Jin and Hoseok: ...

Hoseok, disappointed: you really messed up, Joon.

Jin: I'm cold.

Namjoon, taking off his jacket: Here love. *Kissu*

Hoseok: I'm cold, hyung.

Yoongi: well, I can't control the damn weather! *Takes off his jacket and puts it around Hoseok and wraps his arms around him.*

Tae: I'm cold too.

Jungkook: Nah, you're hot.

Yoongi: I'm totally straight, I like women.

Hoseok: Hi hyung!!

Yoongi, stunned: Oh...

Yoongi: If Hobi doesn't reply to my calls or messages, then he's busy, eating, sleeping, working, or his phone died.

Namjoon: Yeah?

Yoongi: But if I replied 0.001 seconds later, then I don't love him anymore.

Namjoon: Haha... Same here.

Yoongi: No one can get near me, I'm untouchable.

Hoseok, on Yoongi's lap, petting his head like a cat: Yeah, you're really untouchable...

Jimin: WTF???

Yoongi: I don't like you.

Hoseok: Then let go of my hand.

Yoongi, holding tighter: NEVER!

Yoongi: I hate when people think they're my friends.

Hoseok, tearing up: W-we're not friends...?

Yoongi, panicking: You're an exception Hobi!

The rest of bts: ... *Feeling unloved.*

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