#boundinhisbones

[ringmasterking]

"I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it." - boundinhisbones

Loki shook his head, a slightly shell-shocked look on his face. 

“I haven’t the slightest idea. That was perhaps the weirdest dream I have ever had.”  

[ringmasterking]

The rest of the kink meme. Because someone is curious.

((Putting this under a readmore because this bitch is long.)) 

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

"Why would I have to choose? All of them." 

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

"Need you even ask? Excellent, my darling.” 

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

"Your entire presence aside…I do very much enjoy being sucked on. Any part of me." 

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: 

"In public—unless you’re feeling like a spot of murder." 

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

Loki’s face went flat and displeased. “They threw up. A few too many shots, it would seem.” 

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

"I haven’t really done much in the way of bondage. Not comparatively, at least." Because he was a whore. “But I did tend to prefer ropes or silk scarves.” 

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

"I’ve already said," Loki answered with a wicked little smirk. "Put me in your mouth." 

10: Top or bottom?

"Both. I used to top most often, but I clearly make a good little brat as well." 

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 

"One is plenty when done right."  

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

"I love being able to give such pleasure with my mouth alone, and I love to feel and hear my partner writhing and moaning beneath me. 

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

"I have, yes. I tasted just fine." 

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

"I never use a condom."

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

"No. No, no, no. I didn’t have teachers, I had tutors, and there wasn’t a sexy one in the bunch."

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

"If I had to use anything, I would want to use wine."

21: How big is too big:

"When it is no longer pleasurable. Or when it causes damage, but unless you’re fucking a pony or going in dry that isn’t likely." 

23: Biggest turn on:

"Those moans you make in the morning, before you’re awake enough to rein yourself in…." Loki shivered and hummed in pleasure. "Definitely up there.”

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

"Throat, belly, inside of my thigh." 

25: Worst possible time to get horny: “In the middle of a performance.”

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

”Gods yes.”

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

"When your husband gets jealous." The words are warm and teasing, but he hasn’t really touched himself on his own since he discovered the sensitivity of the ribbing of his Jotun form what feels like an eternity ago (unless he decided to be a tease, and that’s a whole other ballgame). 

29: Best sexual complement you ever got: “There was a porn star, she—” Loki stopped, cleared his throat, and shifted awkwardly. “You know, it’s not important.” 

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

"It is not Jumanji.” 

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: 

"It can be. Depends on how much pleasure you take from bringing others pleasure."

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”

"Bite my neck." 

33: What your favorite part of your body:

"I—" Loki stopped and thought about it for perhaps the first time ever. "I don’t have one." 

34: Favorite foreplay activities: “Yes.” That’s not an answer you little shit.

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

Love > sex. “Sex isn’t strictly necessary for love, but gods is it fun.” 

36: What do you wear to bed?

"Nothing."

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

"Back when I was still a princeling, certainly." 

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

"I’ve sent audio a few times."  

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

"Define ‘outside’." Loki wtf 

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

"Yes I have, yes I would."

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

"Again, I have and would."

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

"Does it count as masturbation if you’ve fucked a clone?"

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

"Since masturbating at work, for me, could mean masturbating on my couch, yes."

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

"Have I, no. Would I…possibly." (Loki doesn’t like planes.) 

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

"Killing." 

47: Most attractive celebrity? 

"Scarlet Johansson is quite delicious." 

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

"I don’t really watch much porn at all."

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

Literally the only answer he’ll give is a smirk. 

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

"No. And I’d kill them if they did."

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

"Daddy kinks."

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

"I don’t, but I have plenty of other scars to make up for it."

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

"I love it.” 

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

"I don’t particularly care."

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

"Been there, done that. Fun, but not quite the momentous occasion so many make it out to be." 

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

"Butter doesn’t sound all that appetizing."

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

"I don’t have a tumblr." Ring’s tumblr would be fucking weird I think

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

"I have a plethora."

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

"Why not."

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

"I would, actually."

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

"Prostitute, no question." 

62: Do you watch porn?

"Not really. I don’t really need it."

63: How small is too small?

"When it does absolutely nothing for you."

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

"Not often, and never in any good way."

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

"My husband. And to me…always."

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

"No. The last thing the world needs is any version of Loki answering a SHIELD agent’s phone." 

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

"Always."

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

"Not at all." 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

"Again, do clones count?”

70: Booty or Boobs?

"Depends on the person."

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

"I have a penis, and I have not named it."

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

"Yes."

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

"Absolutely not."

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

"Need I really change The Ringmaster?”

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

"I would burn it. All of it. Everything."

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

"I don’t honestly remember."

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

"I have a male for and a female form, and I can state without a doubt that I would carry on as normal."

[ringmasterking]

Dear best friend

((You all are getting two of these because Loki has two people he considers his best friends and he simply Would Not Choose between the two.))

Beloved,

I know it seems silly, writing to you, linked as we are...and perhaps it is. Even so, I...wanted you to have this. Something you can reread, if ever you needed the reminder--

The reminder that I am so thankful you are mine. So thankful you exist. 

You gave me light, when there was none. You breathed life back into my broken soul and pieced me back together--held me, healed me. You are matchless, a masterpiece, a miracle...and while you may only think of yourself as that 'misanthropic bastard' I call my husband, to me you are the only reason I still live at all. 

For the first time since I left Asgard, I wake up excited. Excited to be yours, excited that you're mine...excited to see what the future holds for us. For the first time in my life I have someone at my back who I know, beyond the slightest shadow of a doubt, will be there when I need them. 

And so do you--because so will I. No matter the face, no matter what. 

So again, thank you. Thank you for stumbling across my circus, thank you for picking a young god up off the floor and cleaning the blood from his lips...thank you for being you, just you.

I adore you. 

- Malyutka  

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Panda,

I am so proud of you. 

You have known so much hurt--have endured and survived so much--and yet look at you now. There is light returning to your eyes, Percy. In little bits, in flashes, I see it come out to shine where once there was nothing but the dark weight of grief. You are so strong, Panda--you had the strength of a goddess long before you went to Asgard. It has only been proved in these last months, and it will continue to be proven time and again, I am sure of it. 

I can't wait to see the goddess you are growing into--the unstoppable force you will become. 

Until then, I'll just have to continue to trounce your headcount in the z pens. 

I love you, little Destroyer. 

- Viper

[ringmasterking]

ff+ boundinhisbones

Send me “ff+” and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

He almost hadn't looked--the other links he'd either stumbled across or been sent had been borderline scarring experiences--but this one had mentioned a name he was very familiar with. 

Cognac in one hand and (new) phone in the other, Loki settled down and read this particular piece of fiction with a smirk. 

"Mmm...almost," He murmured when he was done. "It's a bit...." A wicked grin split his face, "Tame." 

[ringmasterking]

Doing late Christmas presents from my phone today. For Toothless and Viper, eggs are left in their bed - midnight blue on Loki's side and midnight violet on Veles'. Few people can get into the trailer and fewer still know which side is which, so the pool of possibilities is pretty small. Still, there is no note - but the panda bear chew toy nestled in between Koh's great paws leaves exactly no room for doubt.

The panda chew toy was spotted first, Koh having carried it out into the main room when he came out to greet his master and attempt to get him to play, the toy bringing a puzzled frown to Loki's face. 

Panda had been there, but she hadn't stopped to say hello; it almost disappointed him. 

The eggs were spotted next as Loki walked back into his bedroom, keen on a hot shower (reminding the acrobats that he was still fully capable of doing everything they'd taught him was a sometimes sweaty business). Violet and blue caught his eye and he stopped as he pulled off his tank, eyes narrowing in contemplation, his movements going slower and more careful as he walked over to the bed and picked up the egg left on his side of the bed, smoothing one hand along its surface. 

"What have you left us?" He questioned aloud, his tone captivated, a fascinated smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. 

Percy, it would seem, had found the one way in the universe (without being Veles) to leave the Ringmaster a present without some part of him bristling and grumping over it. 

"Do you recognize these?" He added to his husband, both aloud and in their minds. 

[ringmasterking]

Fuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck. ♗ Vel

So very often it was the other way around. 

Loki sprawled across his husband quite regularly, with varying degrees of obnoxiousness: some days not at all, the Ringmaster simply wishing to be as close to his Beloved as possible--and some days the move was nothing but obnoxious, meant to draw all attention from whatever it was Vel was focused on to where Loki felt it should have been. 

And would hopefully remain (for quite a while). 

But when it was reversed like this, Vel's sleeping head pillowed in Loki's lap, it softened something within the younger Chaos god that nothing else could ever touch. It brought a rush of love that was all at once a squeezing, warming ache in his chest, making it difficult to breathe for a moment, his face filling with a hushed kind of adoration other gods would bet money the Ringmaster was incapable of possessing. 

He lived for these moments, when Vel could relax enough to sleep on him like this. It was, for people who'd lived like them, a mark of absolute trust, and never in his life did Loki feel more special and yet more humbled than when Veles placed his trust, placed himself in his Malyutka's long-fingered hands. 

And as Loki smiled down at his husband's sleeping form, fingertips caressing skin and hair with a ginger kind of worship, a warm, golden I love you washed softly between their minds. 

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"Are you alright?" (I think that's the right meme :3)

He had thought Alistair would be asleep. He had hoped he’d stay that way. Then again, it was something the Rock Star should have assumed would happen. The God had never been the sort to leave him be. Certainly not in times of distress. Perhaps he had felt it, maybe the connection they’d shared months before was still buried somewhere deep inside the forgetful man. Or perhaps he simply had terrible timing. Knowing Alistair, it really could have been either. 

Sephyr sat in the darkness, his eyes fixed on the door now open ahead of him. In his hands he held a needle and elastic, the point of the former hovering just above his skin. He let out a long, unpleasent sigh, tossing the needle back into the box sitting next to him on the bed and untying his arm. He snapped the lid shut and tossed the box back under the bed. 

"No." He replied. "I am not." He frowned and moved back on the bed, as though something dreadful might happen. "I have not been alright for ages..." 

We were getting better. He left you. He made you feel this way.

He wanted to scream for the voice to stop, that horrid gnawing little voice. He shook his head, knowing it wasn't true. Something had happened to Alistair, it had to have. Something kept him away. 

Or it was you.

He swallowed, looking back to the man he was certain was disappointed in him, if he even understood what was going on. "I'm sorry. But no. I'm not alright... I was never really alright, I don't think." 

[ringmasterking]

║ (( Why do I feel like this was always inevitable? XD ))

Loki allowed the officer to push him with far more force than necessary into the cell, throwing a wicked smirk over his shoulder as he flicked his own tongue out to catch the droplet of blood trailing past the corner of his mouth. 

No one needed to mention that the blood wasn't actually his; the officer that had arrested him was terrified enough as it was.

Well....

Almost.

If he wasn't yet, he certainly would be when the two Chaos Gods finally left.

Low, devilish, purring laughter eased out of Loki's throat as he turned back to face the other god, the light in his eyes pure evil as he prowled across the room and turned to sit on the single 'bed' beside his husband, legs flung open wide in his usual, whore-ish position, blood staining clothes and skin and drying in his dark hair and beneath his fingernails.

"I enjoyed that."

But it was a safe bet that whoever the Ringmaster had unleashed his fury on had not.