@boundxgossamer
“ ‘m just sayin’, that if we had ta’ eat ‘nother human bein’ ta’ survive, you’d wanna’ go fer the arms down first. Save the fat an’ shit fer last. ”
He’ll pause and take a bite of his sandwich before proceeding with his mouth full of food--
“ Buf you’d ‘aff ta’ be careful. Ya’ don’t wanna’ eaf someone right after they’ve died. Their pants would be fufin’ ruined. ”














