Bowser NSFW Alphabet
I never done this before so 🧍♀️
Reader is gender neutral
I haven’t seen anyone do this so I decided to write it :)
Also if you don’t agree with some of them that’s totally fine, I tried to make them accurate though.
A-Aftercare (what they are like after sex)
You know I had to say it, he’s the romantic man. You thought after it, he would completely leave you after sex but NOPE! This man will start asking questions if you’re okay, did he do right, do you need some medication, are you hungry, do you need water. Even leaving compliments, hugging and kissing you, that you and him did such an amazing job. He will also run down a bath for you both. Even if you have showered before, he’s gonna clean you up from his messy work. He’s an hygienic fan, he doesn’t want you nor him to get sick
B-Body Part (what is his favorite part of their body and his partners body)
Pretty simple but he likes his hands. They are big compared to his partners. But even a non sexual way, he’s a clingy man, he loves holding your hand, caressing over your hair, he’s pretty touchy man, so expect him to grab yours shoulders, hands, arms, face. Also kiss his hands and he’ll melt, even though he likes his hands he knows he can destroy stuff easily so he gets a bit worried. Just kiss his hands, and he’s lovestuck.
He love each and every part, but the most body part Your stomach. You’re chubby? He loves it. You’re slim? He loves it. If you have stretch marks, and/or scars, he’s tracing all of them and kissing him. He loves your stomach so very much. It’s the only place he can lay his head on without putting to much weight on you. If you’re really insecure about it, he will nonstop kiss you around your stomach, will grab it, squish it, and compliment you, until you forget what you were insecure about.
C-Cum (anything to do with cum)
He won’t do anything that will harm you. His cum is pretty thick and fluid. If you wished for him to cum in you, he would gladly do so. If you want him to cum in another part, he’ll do so as well. It’s all about communication. Just ask him anything that will make you feel comfortable. But he does love cumming onto your stomach. Duh, it’s his favorite part of their partners body. This man doesn’t wear protection though.
D-Dirty Secret ( Self explanatory, his dirty little secret)
I see him be a bit of in the vanilla side so he would rather keep everything private, but there is a part of him that really wants to have sex in a garden. Just something about the garden makes it so special. He wants you beside him makes it look like a fairytale. He would first place you in the picnic blanket, then starts to make sweet love, seeing such beauty, it makes him believe that he’s in heaven. In cloud nine. It just makes him melt seeing how pretty you are, thinking that it’s only them in the world.
E-Experience ( How experienced are they? Do they know what their doing?)
I’m sure everyone knows that he knows what he is doing. He only had an affair once, the mans not clueless, BUT doesn’t know part of the human anatomy works. So when he gets the chance he’ll study a bit. Which is quite similar, then he’ll know. (Like come on he has a kid, he knows what he’s doing lol) There may be times where he wants you to show him how your body works, he’ll get this gist of it can continue.
F-Favorite position (ya know positions)
Any position that he can control and/or eat between your legs. And that’ll also make you grab his horns. Yeah I know, but he knows he’s a big man and he really doesn’t want to hurt you. You’re the love of his life, and hurting you would hurt him.
He’s more into a missionary position, (either the normal or legs up version). Also he may have a mini heat cycle (yeah I know he’s a turtle, but also a half dragon), of course this position would be doggy style. Another position would be the butterfly, he can easily grab your legs, and go in carefully.
But one position that got his attention is when you told him if they could ride him while he sat face to face. Bowser was shock but intrigued. He would just hold on to your thighs, making putting you slowly, so they wouldn’t get hurt until his partner said to fully release them to continue the job. Those words make him shock a lighting through his body. He did enjoyed though. Same position different place would be when you both take a bath, but it’s a rare thing.
G-Goofy (is the man goofy or romantic)
He’s romantic, like come on look at him. He’s so sweet and loving and wants nothing more, but to satisfy his partner. If there is a moment where you feel a bit weird, an uncomfortable feeling, he’ll stop and ask you questions. If you’re confident enough, he’ll continue.
H-Hair (are they groomed or not)
The man is constantly washing himself, he really cares about hygiene, makes him feel good. He tried shaving his entire thing, but did not like it at all, so he just continues to trim. He takes care really well. His hairs down there are a bit darker than his actual hair and brows.
I-Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
You both have a strong intimacy. You both can feel the power and love, it’s so strong nothing can make you both break. If he sees that you are tearing up a bit, he’ll lick them then kiss them, giving you reassurance. He just keeps soothing around your body, wanting to make you feel special.
J-Jacking off (self explanatory, does he do it)
He’s never really had a urge to do it to he honest. If he finds out he’s turned on he’ll either try to make himself busy or he’ll go ask Y/N if they could do it.
K-Kink (What’s his kink)
Praise him! Praise that man! He loves it! He’s never been called such nice words and hearing you say stuff makes him flustered and gets really lovestuck by you.
Breeding kink! He would want to have kids with you. Just the thought of having kids with you is amazing, i mean Y/N considers Baby Jr their own loving child, but Bowser wants a huge family.
I thinks that’s about it though. Nothing too extreme. He would not want to hurt you or call you foul names! What’s wrong with you? He’s trying to soothe you and you’re telling him to call you terrible names?! Big turn off for him.
L-Location (where does he do it)
He loves to keep the romantic sides in public, showing you off. But the moment you want to have sex, it’s in the bedroom always. (And locked lol) You both have more privacy there. He hates the idea of getting caught, puts him unease. Someone saw the king naked, and most importantly their partner?! No, he has boundaries.
M-Motivation (what makes him motivation to make love to you)
He isn’t exactly the type where he hears your voice and gets a boner. He really loves it when you wear matched “outfits” with him. (bracelets, clothes that are similar to Bowsers skin color, necklaces, earrings etc etc) he gets really intimate.
N-No (things what he won’t do)
Extreme kinks, that will hurt you or him. Foul language to you or him. Weapons, rope, bondage, no none of that.
O-Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He can spend hours and hours between your legs, hearing your sweet moans over and over. Taking you in so well, kissing your stomach. He loves the way you taste. loves the noises you make as well as he moves his face closer. It turns him on even more when you hold onto his horns. The man’s kissing you and leaving tiny bite marks, not too hard though, just small fragile cat bites.
But if your the one giving, he stokes your hair as you suck him, he’s not forcing you into him, he wants you to take your time, even if it causes him to overstimulate, and when you start rubbing his thigh be ready for him to explode
P-Pacing (he slow? Fast extreme?)
He is a slow man, he wants to reach every part of you, taking his time with you, kissing every inch of your body, till you give him a sign to go fast. Which then he proceeds to go fast but a tiny bit rough, but it feels so amazing. (Sometimes the bed squeaks)
Q-Quickie (their opinions on quickies.)
Nope, not for him. He would rather have the entire meal than just a snack.
R-Risk (are they about risk something?)
He’ll try about anything with your consent. If you don’t like something then he won’t do it. Sometimes both of you get curious to try out things, but it just depends if you both enjoy it really. As long as he’s not hurting you nor you hurting him.
S-Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Holy sheesh! Bowser can keep going as much as he can since his stamina is so high, he can go round after round, but he does know the limit of going over and over again since your body is fragile, so he’ll only limit himself if that’s what you desire.
T-Toys (Do they use toys?)
No, Bowser would very much prefer you than the toy.
U-unfair
He only teases you for a short moment of time. But likes to make everything even towards both of you. He likes pinning your arms onto the bed and tease you about it
V-Volume (is he quiet or loud)
He’s loud, his grunts, moans, a tiny bit of whimpers are loud! But he reminds himself controls his loudness due to not wanting people to hear and also since you have sensitive ears as well. But you find them quite hot that he’s trying not to be loud.
Wildcard (random headcanon)
(Updated: 7/3/24) My personal headcanon is (if you have a reproductive organ) that you cannot get pregnant, no matter how many times he fills you up, (logically) he can't get you pregnant. So you can go on and on the amout of times it without worrying. Though depending on the situation, Bowser really wants a kid with you, Unfortunately, that's not possible. Though he will consider the help from Kamek if its possible to create the child.
X-Xrays (what’s under there?)
Bigger than your average size. He’s girthy and huge. Has small three ridges and every time he gets turn on they get hard as well.
Y- Yearning (is there sex drive up or down?)
His sex drive is average, just like how a decent healthy relationship would be. But of course when his heating cycle comes… it’s out of the house, and doesn’t want no person to be beside you only him.
Z-Zzzz (does he sleep afterwards?)
He’ll cuddle with you, either trying to wrap his leg into yours or his tail. He doesn’t sleep until you do and just stared into your beauty, thinking how did someone ever fell in love with him? His life was peaceful and felt so loved by his partner who changed his life. He’ll always keep you close in fear of losing you.
I like Bowser :3
Hopefully I wrote this good, if you don’t agree with some of these that’s alright :D