What if somehow Bowser did get his spouse pregnant? Like, with an egg.
You know I’ve been thinking about this for awhile so prepare for my yapping long writing 😔😔😔
And I apologize for posting this so late 🙏
Bowser X Spouse Reader (GN, kinda? Reader has a reproductive organs, popping an egg out of you)
Cw: pregnancy, labor, (thats it really)
(Also again I’m sorry for being this messy with the work,)
somewhat profound
The beginning of several days, you felt tired, throwing up, dizzy, hungry, crying. Perhaps you were getting the flu or a cold. Maybe even the allergies. A week ago you and Bowser were talking in flirtatious tones, leading you both jumping in the bed. A Koopa cant impregnate a human, right? Haha
Congratulations! You are pregnant!
Pregnant…?
When you decided to tell the news to Bowser, at first he laughed it off, saying it was impossible, till he noticed your stoic face. His laughter faded away awkwardly, his face widened.
“My Dear, that’s impossible. We’ve been doing it for a while. You couldn’t possibly be-”
Suddenly your body and mind began to feel fatigued, making you sit on the bed. He quickly bend down on his knees, reaching out for your hands. He wanted to say something, but he was shock. Surprised. Stunned. His heart was beating fast. A new member in the family?! A baby! A baby-
“How was this possible? How did it even work? How did our-”
“Well when mommy and daddy love each other very much-” You laugh, caressing his hands.
“I know how it works. it’s just… how? Biologically?”
How did you get pregnant in the first place? It was a strange thing. You and Bowser have been making love ever since you both met so how or why now? Bowser was nervous, sure he always wanted the family to grow. Have so many kids and love each one of them. But he was worried about you. He didn’t realize how much this could affect your body. The room felt silent, not knowing what to describe the moment.
“Bowser… remember how we always yearn for a child? Maybe our love was so strong, love so pure, our heart and mind were made for each other… collided… the way you would always make love in bed… was so… beautiful… do I even make sense here?” You laugh as it echoed around the room. His heart was beating, beating with joy but also with anxiety. He was worried about your health. Would this child affect you in harms way? Would you have to push out an infant with a hard shell like his? Spikes?! Horns?! He certainly knew humans and koopas pregnancy were much different, spitting an intrusive thought of you being hurt and bleeding due to the child. No- he couldn’t think of that! He looks down, his large hand caressing your stomach with extra caution.
“A baby… we both made… with love… pure joy, pure laughter, pure happiness. Darling, you made me the happiest Koopa in this world.” He placed a kiss on your lips, a passionate yet gentle kiss, being extremely careful not to hurt you.
When the married couple announced the news, Kamek was very stunned yet excited to have (another grandchild) a grandchild. Exclaiming that it should be announced that a new royal was coming to the family.
After taking deep breaths and several physical touch from you, Bowser, stood loud and proud, announcing to the entire kingdom that a new royal member was coming. Several koopas were a bit confused but then recollected their thoughts that it had to do with the Magikoopas magic.
Though back in closed rooms, Bowser was really extra cautious about everything. So concern. He would never forgive himself the damage he done to you. After thinking, you decided it would be best if Kamek took Bowsers job for a while and to let the King Koopa get some rest. During the first night, his tail would wag in an alerting way. “Bowser love look at me.” You spoke softly, in a comforting manner, stroking his crimson hair, explaining in a detail manner that it was okay for him to feel concerned snd frightened. “I’m not scared.” He would say, but you knew him well. Explaining that he deserved to have such a wonderful family, deserving to feel happy and proud of what he did. What you both did. To feel proud that their love was powerful it created something impossible in the universe. A child he wanted along with his lover. Hearing this it made his heart flutter. What was he doing? You were right!
During the first week, you and Bowser would be in the main hospital/infirmary room inside the castle. While his pregnant spouse was sitting, The nurse koopas were gathered up around the bed, checking their pulse, blood, eyes, ears, practically everything. Making sure everything was in order. Bowser could only smile and chuckle at them, he only wished this pregnancy would go perfect and safe. But seeing how you were being treated, made his heart go in protective mode.
“Hey… Giselda…” A nurse Koopa began to speak, while she was taking a look at the computer. “Hmm? What’s up?” She explained how it would probably be best to find several human doctors and nurses for the patient. So both the koopas and the humans could keep a close watch, in case something bad were to happened.
The nurses and doctors koopas would explain to Bowser about this and he very much agreed with it with no hesitation. He wanted everything to be perfect. For you to be with extra care and healthy.
As your amazing husband became extra protective of you, his instincts were immediately kicked up, nesting up the entire huge bed, with blankets and cushions all around, since it was traditional for koopas to make nests. “What are you doing?” You asks, heading out of the bathroom. “Nesting.” Nesting, you repeat the words in your mind, meanwhile he was placing ginormous pillows all around the bed of the edges. Wait, since when did we have big pillows?
He explained that placing the pillows around the bed would catch you in case you fell down. Bowser hums happily, he always dreamed of building a nest with his loved one. Bringing you to the bed, he explained again that nesting is a tradition all Koopas do, for the person who lays an egg would hatch and the mother figure would stay. So basically it’s a protective barrier to keep the other away. And prioritizing his treasures.
As you both laid down, he cautiously placed his hand on your thighs, not wanting to touch your stomach. “When I found out we were both going to have a kid... I felt so excited, with so much joy, that I knew I would spend the rest of my life with you, along with the baby… But then I was concern about you. I just didn’t think it would actually happen… despite our differences…” You chuckled, caressing his hand. “Oh definitely, believe me. I didn’t think during our love intimacy I would actually get pregnant. You were so rough…” You gave him a smirk. “I want you to do it again.” Bowser eyes widen and give out a gruffly laugh. “I’m joking, I’m joking!” Your laughter echoes around the room.
“I mean unless you want to-“
“Darling…” He chuckles. “You’re going to be the death of me.”
“Bowser…” You began to say holding his hands. “I know it’s an overwhelming and scary process… I know this is the first time ever to be recorded in a book… history- but we’ll get through it. You’ll be an amazing and fun father.” Bowser gently rubs your stomach.
As two weeks passed by, you began to walk more slowly, feeling your stomach getting more heavy as time passed by. Getting short breaths each ten minutes. But for some reason your stomach wasn’t noticeable. It just looked bloated.
“My dear, please don’t push yourself.” Said Kamek as he held your hand in a gentle manner. “ I won’t lie… it’s starting to feel heavy but I don’t have a pregnant bump.” “Hmm… let's take you to the infirmary room.”
A nurse Koopa briefly explained to a human nurse that koopas reproduce around a month or two. Depending on the health. The other nurse briefly explained how humans reproduce, creating their own theory your pregnancy would last two months. The egg forming in your system would eventually come normally as you would have gone to the restroom. But the little critter popping out of the egg would take seven months. Though the two nurse couldn’t understand how the egg was forming inside your body, but it was quite interesting to see.
You sighed, overhearing everything, as you laid down on the bed. And to be honest, it was starting to feel overwhelming. Hearing the same thing over and over again.
All the nurses and doctors began to check your pulse, eyes, blood, the way you walked. And the baby. Scanning and showing up the fetus was actually tiny, compared to the egg. The egg, from bottom to top, was 5 inches (12 cm), a tiny one.
“That tiny egg is making me walk slowly?!” You said.
“Remember your organs are moving around, not knowing what to do with the situation.” Said the nurse.
After finishing off his day, Bowser gave a big smile and saw the monitor, sitting next to you.. “Bowser…look.” You said, smiling, trying not to squeal, your hands holding his. The screen showed an egg with the little critter inside, taking its first breath within the egg. Bowser's heart melted. Kamek, seeing his son about to cry, shooed everyone away, leaving you and Bowser alone. “It’s ours… it’s our child… it’s…” He looks at the screen seeing their fetus barely move inside the egg. Tears began to fill his eyes.
“Bowser…” You spoke softly, his tears coming and damping the covers of the bed.
“I finally got the chance to have more family…I… what did I do… to deserve you?” He held his tears, moving his palm gently, barely cupping your cheek.
“Come here… let me hold you…” He cautiously moved his head and hands down.
“Bowser… I think the baby would at least want to hear papa's voice.” His heart melted, hearing you say such sweet words. You smile, holding his hands tightly. Your heart began to flutter in happiness seeing the man you love become extra sensitive. He made his way down to your stomach, trying to listen to anything, glancing at the monitor. “Hey… I… it’s papa talking…” The egg suddenly moved slightly. “They heard me.” He spoke quietly trying not to get too excited and yell.
As the second month reached, you couldn’t take it anymore. You were exhausted, hot, hungry, and couldn't even walk without feeling the heavy weight of your own stomach. When he saw how you were vulnerable, his heart sank. So he did was any other husband would do: Building a bigger nest on the floor, huge blankets, pillows and cushions. Without saying anything, your heart melted, seeing him how much he loved you and how much he wanted you to be comfortable and safe.
“Here’s where they’ll sleep and I’ll sleep here close to them… the baby will sleep here…” The king Koopa mumbled, humming a little tune. “Bowser… I think you’re gonna have to start carrying me around. I can’t walk as how I use to. The baby got even heavier today.” You said, placing your hands on your bump, Bowser quickly stood up, holding your hand and arms gently, cautiously caressing your stomach. “Let’s go to the garden. I need fresh air.” With no hesitation he carefully and delicately picks you up, holding you like a porcelain doll.
Feeling the wind blow through the garden, Bowser held your hand, as you laid your head against his bicep. The feeling of him holding your hand in the most gentle matter, really got to you, making you cry. “My dear what’s wrong? Are you okay? Did the baby hit you?” You explained how you were just happy to be here with him, experiencing new things along with him. You look up into his crimson eyes, holding his large hands, his scaly skin touching yours. You began to feel a movement from your stomach pushing down your pelvis, and intense pain, grasping your fingers against his skin.
“Bowser- I’m having the baby- like right now.”
Without hesitation he immediately brought you to the infirmary.
The intense labor felt painful, the nurses and doctors began to run around checking you and the baby, signaling everyone and most of all Kamek, in case something bad happened to your body.
Bowser grasping your hand, as you began to dug your nails onto his flesh. A doctor and nurse Koopa held onto you. Holding in your cries, trying to be strong, feeling your tears pouring out. It was intense. As you gave your last push, an immediate pop of the egg plunges out, the nurse immediately grabs it. You began to pant, in tears, feeling intense relief from this moment, eyes getting blurred, breathing slowly, trying to keep your breath calm down. Your mind was quite dizzy, closing your eyes, Bowser panicked, his head moved fast, looking at you from each angle.
“Darling, love are you okay? Please speak to me!”
“I’m… okay… just… fine…” You say trying your best to keep your eyes open. With tears in his eyes, he smiled warmly. “Oh my Dear… You did good. You did amazing…I’m proud of you.” Bowser placed a kiss on your head.
A nurse Koopa panicked seeing something peachy pinkish muscle connected to the egg that had been connected inside of your body. The human nurse explained it was the umbilical cord, a shocking sight to say at least. The egg was placed on a bed, quickly the doctors began to check the egg for any sign of infection or injury.
Meanwhile you were starting to fall asleep which scared Bowser horribly, signaling the doctors, they calmed him down a bit letting him know this was normal, and that she needed to be asleep in order for them to check your vitals.
The egg was a phenomenon, something you would never see in real life. The baby was still connected to you with the umbilical cord, which was an interesting thing, the shell protecting everything. Doctors began to examine and theorize it could have been both the biology that got mixed up. Nonetheless, the baby was extra strong and well protected.
Congratulations! You gave birth! Or well, part of it.
The last few days of your 8th month, the umbilical cord pretty much dried out, so you took a guess the baby was about to pop out on any day. Which made you and Bowser grin knowing that you were free from the pain and that the baby was coming quickly.
And suddenly the egg began to crack open, you and Bowser quickly stared at it, walking close in case the baby needed help. With one kick, the baby immediately broke their shell, crying and screaming. Trying your best, you quickly tried to pick them up, along with Bowser's help, and quickly placed the little critter on your chest, lying down on the blanket near Bowser made for you. It was quite a heavy baby, nothing compared to a regular sized baby.
It’s a baby girl!
“Bowser! Look! I-it’s a girl.” You laugh, trying to hold your child onto your chest, the baby mimicking your heartbeat, slowly comforting her. Your baby had her eyes closed, Bowser quickly jerking his head around to find a thin blanket to cover her up. He bent his knees, getting to your height, as he watched his little critter slightly move, being comforted by his beloved.
Without saying a word, he kissed your forehead, rubbing his cheeks against yours, as a loving gesture. As they both looked down at the child, seeing that her short hair was just as her father’s. Crimson red. Your fingers rub the top of your newborn, a small quiet gasps come from your lips, fingers slightly moving towards her forehead. Bowser beams with a smile, getting closer and seeing the tiny horns forming on her forehead.
“Bowser… she has your horns… your hair color… even her thin eyebrows… oh… she’s so…”
“Beautiful. Look at her… she’s has your appearance. Her nose, lashes, lips…”
He was right about that, she got his hair colors, and got her mother’s look. Patting her back, you look over at Bowser, whom he wanted to touch her head but was too afraid to hurt his infant. Slowly, you grabbed his scaly finger, gently kissing and slowly placing on top of her head. The baby began to groan quietly feeling close to her parents, his tail began to wag. The sentimental Koopa began to cry, gulping his breath, how did he even achieve this? Leaving his villainous life behind, marrying his beloved and having a child?
You then proceed to let your fingers run through the babies, immediately she grasp onto your finger, tightening it. “Oh dear- she’s quite strong, like her papa.” You say, as Bowser moved his finger down to hers, the infant’s strength grasped his finger as well, making him chuckle. “That definitely is my daughter alright.” Smiling, you gesture softly to pick up the baby, he immediately shook his head no, explaining that he could hurt her but you reassured him that he was capable of handling it. Covering the baby with the thin blanket, slightly sitting up, Bowser moved closer to you, as you began to place the baby in his arms, sweating profusely. His large thumb rubs her head, seeing how quiet and relaxed she was. Suddenly she began to softly cry, Bowser cautiously rocking her in his arms, then she fell back to sleep. His mind began to wander again, how could such a critter be alive? Be mixed? She didn’t seemed hurt, nor in danger. She seemed like any other human and Koopa would be born to. A perfectly healthy human- Koopa being. Bowser placed her back into his beloved arms, kissing you and carefully kissing the baby’s head.
And that was it, wow oh geez, sorry this took so long, I was getting writers block and then I just didn’t have time. I know I left some plot holes somewhere in there so I do apologize. If Bowser was a bit ooc, and the story was lacking at the end, I do apologize as well. I was going to write about Bowser Juniors point of view, but it would have been much longer, since it was suppose to be a short summary. Anyway I hope you enjoyed reading this :D
-06/16/2025
2:40 AM
