Simon and Nia for the ship meme
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - INTO INFINITY
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -For Simon, it was instantly, but in Nia’s case, while she liked Simon a lot from when they first met, her romantic feelings for him gradually grew the more time she spent with him.
How was their first kiss? - Slightly awkward, but it didn’t take much for Nia to eventually understand the concept of a romantic kiss.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - You know the answer to that lol
Who is the best man/men? - Would probably be Kittan if HE DIDN’T FUCKING DIE
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? -Kinon, Kinon, Kiyal.
Who did the most planning? - Both of them contributed in some way.
Who stressed the most? -If by “stressed,” you mean “is briefly sad that the person that they’re going to marry is going to fade away from existence shortly,” then Simon, although Nia’s words of encouragement made him feel better.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Outdoor Cherry Blossom Tree filled Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -I’m just gonna pretend that the defeat of the anti-spiral was also them practically saying “You’re not invited, jerkwad.”
Sex:
Who is on top? - It varies. Sometimes Simon, sometimes Nia.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Mostly Simon, but sometimes Nia’s willing to start things up as well.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - I’d say around an hour or two.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Absolutely.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 2, one boy and one girl.
How many children will they adopt? - The same amount, one boy and one girl, although this case is for the scenario in which the anti-spiral’s programming rendered Nia infertile.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Simon
Who is the stricter parent? - Simon, although Nia isn’t afraid to be strict herself if the kids ever misbehave.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Simon
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Nia
Who is the more loved parent? - They’re both equally loved.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Both are equally likely.
Who cried the most at graduation? -Nia
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Simon
Cooking:(Might as well fill the entire section with Nia)
Who does the most cooking? - NIA
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -See the “meat lover or salad eater” post below
Who does the grocery shopping? - NIA
How often do they bake desserts? - Almost every evening.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Whatever Nia makes is an absolute delicacy to Simon, so it doesn’t really matter what kind of food it is.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - NIA
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -No one. To Simon, Nia’s cooking is that good to him. (Even if everyone else disagrees)
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Simon, actually.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both of them.
Who is really against chores? -No one
Who cleans up after the pets? - Simon
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Simon
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Simon
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Simon
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Simon
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both of them.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every time a holiday starts to come near.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To live the rest of their lives happily with each other.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Simon.
Who plays the most pranks? -I can’t see either of them being the prank type tbh.
